your angel

3rd base is actually seeing me cry

that jealous possessive femme will be the best fuck of your life btw

you gotta tell your cats theyre small. they dont know. you gotta tell em

im literally just an angel idk what you mean

"mOnEy WoN't SoLvE aLL yOuR pRoBLeMs" speak for urself $5000 would heal me

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me

my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a bitch

gosh i cannot do ‘talking stages’ we’re either friends or married.

Missionary so I can tell her how pretty her eyes are

i love when people say “this reminds me of you” like please marry me i love you so much

"do you have insta?" i have an address where u can send flowers and love letters