Mah dreams!

Last night I had a dream where I was on a school trip to an amusement park and I took my cat (or tiny goat) with me who I had called which I called Shoe-Cow and I had to find it after I lost it on the coach but found it and then took it to an animal drop off point while I  went off to the amusement park but realised non of my friends were there. So while everyone was doing an ice rink battle royale, I wandered off on my own.

Some guy then drove up to me and said he was my cousin and started following me.

Then we were being chased by the cops I think and we had to make our way back to the parking lot which we eventually did but then we had to run out and hide under the cars which he did but I couldn’t fit under or between them so I kinda hid behind one but then I saw my friend Kassy looking for me and came out in hiding and hugged her.

I then told her I was hiding with my cousin but she said ‘...But you don’t have a cousin with you’

Turned out he was a ghost alll along and then I got sad and cried and knelt by a wooden fence nearby where his body supposdily was and I contacted his through a shitty email service/msn that I loved him always but he didn’t bealive me but wasn’t angry.

“YOU COME OUT OF THAT GEM RIGHT NOW MISTER!”

Garent on the other hand says they gotta be patient and wait. 

So they head inside the temple, place Steven’s gem on the floor and all lie around him.

Garnet gently pets the gem saying “Steven, we’re all here for you.” And then she starts singing - Amethyst starts petting the gem too.

Meanwhile, Steven walks into a room of Knights/nuns and they’re all 

YAAAAY ROSE QUARTZ HAS RETURNED!

But seeing as it’s a little boy they’re all

WAIT WHERE’S ROSE QUARTZ, SHE’S ALL PINK!

Then I dreamed I was trying to get an egg out of the tree in the middle of a pond or lake and nearby was a dying old man and a dead Titan and he goes up to me like ‘What are you doing?!’ and I told him I was trying to get the egg down and there was a crane at the top of the tree making noises at me and then it knocked the egg down so it would hit my head and the egg was floating away and the old man yelled at me to get it.

He explained it was a Titan egg and I kept hold of it and kept it warm and then I joined the old man’s group and at one point they were all gathered round this guy who was giving himself a shave but they were all NOOO YOU’LL LOOK DIFFERENT and then I think Asuka from Evangelion was there but in Lolita get up and she was depressing as fuck, talking about death and shit and at one point we looked at the window and there were tons of giant frogs and the old man said that they were ‘Non-Titan fire frogs’ that were after the egg I was holding.

So we tried to baracade the house but they got in and people started dying

One guy got his head caught in a hole and was eaten alive by rats

Another had the top of his head sliced off and there were noodles inside his head.

The old man killed himself cus he didn’t want to be killed by frogs.

Her and the mother got into some verbal fights (the mother kept changing from black to white skin colour)

In the end Lucy had to leave and while she was picking up her stuff, the mother, who was only in a bath towel pushed her to leave so Lucy got pissed and pulled the towel off her.

She then realised she forgot her coat and went to get it whilst saying bye to the dad and kid and then ran to the car because the mother was pissed.

Then a kingdom was reaching it's population limit and they were deciding whether to get rid of the gorilla or dinosaurs and the king was trying to get everyone's attention but then cracked underpressure cus he was a pansy.

Then there was comedic deaths scenes of Vivi from FF9 and then they were planning to burn him on a cross but we had to swap him with something else to save him then we had to drive out of the forest whilst avoid the giant falling pinecones or else it'll kill us.

At one point we were put into groups and we had to avoid a powerful water jet stream from a lion head - It tracked us with a laser pointer and when it was my turn I was running around like an idiot and got hit in the leg - it stung a little.

I was wet so I had to change my clothes while we were in the an auditorium but couldn't find my spare shirt, so I went out and asked one of the staff to look out for it when the lecture was over and before the next group came in.

But when the lecture was over I went down anyway to have a look but turned to see a bunch of girls following me cus they thought I was going to the next location - I told them I was looking for my shirt then one of the girls said 'OH BTW I BORROWED YOUR PHONE CHARGER WITHOUT ASKING' so yeah I got pissed and cussed her out and she got bitchy but whateves.

We went to the next location which was to build up our muscle mass and we had to crawl through the tight maze and find a way out - I came across some people who gave up and feeling claustrophobic - I somehow got out then we all suddenly became demons.

But then we came across another group that were vampires and they said they planned to eat us (at this point it turned into a chase game so they weren't being literal) so we had to run and avoid them.

I was gonna run up the stairs that the bitchy girl was gonna go to but I decided against it and went into a door with two other guys - but when we got inside we came across a group of angels (which was bad for us since we were demons'

So we ran and pulled each other along but then we came across Cerberus and it tackled us and we were out of the game.

We were walking across the desert and I kept wondering if we were close to America yet.

Then we went to get snacks and I brought some chocolate bars and crisps which came up to £45 like WTF

Then later we went to the dining room in this hotel and they started eating leftover, soggy hotcross buns and I was like 'Uuuh, you know we could ask them to make food for us.....'

I dreamed I was in an Osmosis Jones scenerio But mostly focused on outside the body to the point where the guy mutated, speed increased and his friend/ex-girlfried was trying to help him but he was going all nuts then another friend tried to comfort him while partly blaming the girl for the breakup and he changed back to normal.