pingle

mother ficker

cat has Old Man eyebrows & ear hair

Is there any context to this?

old catboy

cat has Old Man eyebrows & ear hair

gaud where is the wrong thing in your brain

I cast grain of sand in eye

cool i can magically attract smoke to my face

WAIT. wait wait wait. the super bowl. you’re telling me the fucking SUPER BOWL isn’t. a fucking hockey trophy? you’re telling me the GODDAMN SUPER BOWL isn’t fucking about hockey??????

#I don’t think you understand #I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING. UNDERSTAND. #UNTIL I WAS 13 FUCKING. YEARS OLD. I ASSUMED THE SUPER BOWL WAS A FUCKING BOWLING TROPHY #I ASSUMED THAT BC IT HAD FUCKING *BOWL* IN THE NAME #AND FOR YEARS I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS I SPENT MY GODDAMN DECADE ASSUMING THE SUPER BOWL WAS ABOUT BOWLING #BECAUSE NO! FUCKING NOPE!!! THE SUPER BOWL IS A GODAMN SUPER FAMOUS HOCKEY TROPHY!!!!#SO ISN’T IT SO FUCKING FUNNY I WOULD THINK IT WAS A FUCKING *BOWLING* CHAMPIONSHIP #AND NOW!!! AND NOW YOU FUCKS ARE TELLING ME!!!!!! ITS ABOUT MOTHER. FUCKING***SOCCER***????#I AM GOING TO GO FUCKING FERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jsdaklfjlfds oh my stars ya’ll, i know americans call it football, but the rest of the world calls it soccer and they outnumber us so that’s the language i prefer to use

Y’all know there’s no bowling trophy though right?

actually there is! it not as popular in the us so fewer people have heard of it but it’s called the stanley cup

This post would deal more damage if anyone on this hellsite knew anything about sports :(

As a hockey fanatic, this post gave me great anger to the point where I was glaring at my wall for 20 minutes and my mom had to make sure I was ok.

that makes me feel a lot better actually!

gaud feeds of hate

Scientists claim that I am near you

Should we be worried about that?

Scientists claims 'yes'

and where are the science documents proving that you are near me

You go to school and for what, learn? Die

puki you have a very good point

fingers of the fruit master