Mostly Memes

Wishing water didn’t exist

hey sploinkus wouldn’t that like kill everyone and everything

i really really hope all of you guys read my posts in a stereotypical 1940s radio voice

i read them all in about the same tone as one would imagine the 🤓 emoji speaks in

perish.

you first 👉👈

i really really hope all of you guys read my posts in a stereotypical 1940s radio voice

i read them all in about the same tone as one would imagine the 🤓 emoji speaks in

welcome to Rat Poison Jim’s wher- where we just put fuckin rat poison in your food

oh to be a graphic designer of a cool but strange indie game in 2012

you can however be a designer of a cool but strange indie game in 2022

I don’t know what the rules are, but this… this breaks them.

nah man idk what you’re talkin about that’s just greg he’s just your average centaur

guys can we just like learn Finnish, just like, as a goof you know what i mean

what if we just like made welsh the standard language for everybody in the world to speak and like it’s cool and everything and everyone’s at peace and we have a star trek style post-scarcity society since we’re all able to communicate now that everyone speaks the same language and we’ve learned to make peace with our differences and unite to build a better society but like everyone spoke welsh wouldn’t that be fucked up id kill myself

you can’t fool me, I watched black mirror

you can fool me, i’ve never watched black mirror

bro and bitch have no gender

You forgot about dude

the difference is that dude IS a gender in and of itself, completely separate from male and female

guys can we just like learn Finnish, just like, as a goof you know what i mean

what if we just like made welsh the standard language for everybody in the world to speak and like it’s cool and everything and everyone’s at peace and we have a star trek style post-scarcity society since we’re all able to communicate now that everyone speaks the same language and we’ve learned to make peace with our differences and unite to build a better society but like everyone spoke welsh wouldn’t that be fucked up id kill myself

yeah we know silver works really well on werewolves but what the FUCK works on landlords

same thing

most things are damaged by silver bullets not just werewolves you know

yeah we know silver works really well on werewolves but what the FUCK works on landlords

same thing

im sorry to say this but I don’t think the people who make the superhero suit designs at marvel have ever actually seen real animals

he doesn’t even have 8 legs smh

that was me and fuck you for making my stupid joke into an actual blog name

the fact that we dont name celebrities by their defining feature sucks because “Jack the esoteric one” sounds way fucking cooler than Jack Black

hmm yes im definitely feeling today

good post, definitely made me feel

thanks tumblr for telling me I liked my own post, very vital information here

sploinkus why were you liking your own posts