Mar 6, 2025
hello
my name is maionese (mayo in portuguese)
by night im the criminal entitled the Pinfa La Minfa... shhh... dont tell anyone
this is my older brother caju francisco... he is very serious but he always play slap with me (or how he likes to call it "training for intruders")
he has 2 phds and is so accomplished he has the title of O Querido Pluff (The Beloved Pluff)
we have two moms, mother1 is @kapetinha-kuduinfernu and mother2 is @grassylittleroot
we work as bodyguards for them, so brother says we have to keep our tuxedos sharp and clean... but i prefer to run around and roll in the dirt
