fridge magnet poetry

the thing about "people have talked about it you're just 21" is that it's not really "young people are stupid" it's more "if you come into an academic discussion you should know what people have said on the matter lest you talk out your ass"

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

"ooouuugh the masculine urge to die poignantly on a medieval battlefield" You Are Getting Cholera On The March And Shitting Yourself To Death

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website