fridge magnet poetry

"ooouuugh the masculine urge to die poignantly on a medieval battlefield" You Are Getting Cholera On The March And Shitting Yourself To Death

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

why did he publicly & privately hit on that old man for 4 years straight only to turn around and say “he’s like a grandpa to me” assad wtf is wrong with you

Daisy is so funny to me because imagine you know that your adopter friend Agnes has a thing going on with her best friend who has just been forced into marriage with HER crush and brutally left as an orphan, and the marriage she'd been preparing her whole life for just got cancelled and you decide this is a good moment to tell her that her mother is a terrorist.

rhaenyra going into that council room at the beginning practically skipping with joy to tell everyone her long lost doomed situationship came to see her 😭😭

"I don't want to marry anyone, I want to jump off a cliff" spoken like a true doomed lesbian