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PickleBall is a sport made by the government to sell more pickles.

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What’s y’alls favorite plane?

Mines is either the xy plane or the concord!

Sometimes if im feeling sneaky I make a new plane 45 degrees to the xy plsne. DO NOT TELL THE XY PLANE.

#math #mathematics #math humor #plane

guys so apparently proteins can be turned on or turned off by phosphorylation

did not know that proteins had a phosphate kink

Oh apparently proteins have spechial chauffeurs that bend them over, sorry fold them

#wrestler dommie mommies #We Should Accept All Kinks Like We Accept Proteins' Phosphate Kink #do you think protiens get turned on by feet #funny #my chemical romance #chemistry

Imagine a strip club but the strippers cover themselves in chalk to help grip the pole and then add a bouldering wall in the background.

There you go guys, you have a bouldering gym

#bouldering #funny #taking off my tshirt while climbing improves strength by 40%

Personally I believe whoever licks something the most recently owns it

#funny

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johnnypecanpie

michael jordan game nine -esque

pineapplerulez

Micheal Jordan game ten-esque

johnnypecanpie

michael jordan game twelve-esque

pineapplerulez

Micheal Jordan game thirteen-esque

johnnypecanpie

michael jordan game seventy-seven-esque

pineapplerulez

michael jordan game ninty-eight-esque

Fuck, marry, Kill:

e, i, π

Fuck: i (it could do things you can only imagine)

Marry: π (it's unending just like it's love, and it's just kinda cool)

Kill: e (All it wants to do is oil(er) up)

#Euler #Math #leonhard euler #i #e #π #mathematics #math humor

Beeble is a slur for Gazorbazorbs

#Gazorbazorb

If you add chicken to an omelette, is that a family sized omelette?

#omelette

johnnypecanpie

michael jordan game nine -esque

pineapplerulez

Micheal Jordan game ten-esque

johnnypecanpie

michael jordan game twelve-esque

pineapplerulez

Micheal Jordan game thirteen-esque

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Oompa, Loompa, doompa-dee-do

I'm gonna put a dildo in you

#OompaLoompaPorn #Wonka's Willy #Downloaded the wrong charlie and the chocolate factory #charlie and the chocolate factory #oompa loompa

pineapplerulez

Mental Health is a choice. Just say no to depression!

mellifluouscountess

Getting the flu is a choice. Just say no to viruses!

That's how dumb you sound.

pineapplerulez

That’s true! If viruses don’t have your consent then they can’t touch you!

That was a Joke, it had the tag funny.

mellifluouscountess

You must be new here. People in certain spaces dont pay attention to tags. Especially if they see this roll by under the #mental health tag. They might already be feeling like shit and a "joke" like that from a blog that has 1. No pfp, 2. No title. 3. No background, and 4. No description, will make you look like a troll bot.

Are you a troll bot? If not, I suggest you get crackin' on some personalization, baby.

pineapplerulez

Hmmm... Yeah im pretty new to tumblr. I shall get on personalizing my blog (once I figure out how to do that lollll). Thanks for the advice

pineapplerulez

Mental Health is a choice. Just say no to depression!

mellifluouscountess

Getting the flu is a choice. Just say no to viruses!

That's how dumb you sound.

pineapplerulez

That’s true! If viruses don’t have your consent then they can’t touch you!

That was a Joke, it had the tag funny.

the road not given

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood I took the one less traveled by. Carpe Diem as I took the one non-existent, The one where none wandered, The one wild and untamed. An adventure awaited Disguised by turmoil and pain Followed by discovery and experience. While there may only be two roads, I took the one non-existent Which made all the difference

#poetry #robert frost #originalish poem

When I was a child, like 9 or something, I used to love watching my little pony. And one of my favourite characters was Rainbow Dash. My dumbass saw Rainbows and Blue and decided that Rainbow Dash was a boy? I dunno what went through my 2 brain cells at that time. But I believed this for a solid couple of years. And the day I realized Rainbow Dash was a girl, my entire world came crashing down. What was real? Was everything I knew wrong? What was correct? Literally, my first Existential Crisis was caused by RAINBOW DASH.

#MyLittlePony #Rainbow Dash #support #existential dread #skittles

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Mental Health is a choice. Just say no to depression!