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Ok I am ripping the Scooby Doo mask off I am this particular anon from this message. I do not know if other anons have been asking you about mattresses. I expected your usual mattress sponsorship because I am currently trying to obtain an ergo-align mattress topper and thought that I could get a good deal, and assumed that previous promo codes were expired, leaving my back certifiably fucked. If I have unintentionally entered your mythos about a mattress anon repeatedly harassing you about mattresses I assure you that is unintentional and I’m just a poor little boything with scoliosis

Ok I am ripping the Scooby Doo mask off I am this particular anon from this message. I do not know if other anons have been asking you about mattresses. I expected your usual mattress sponsorship because I am currently trying to obtain an ergo-align mattress topper and thought that I could get a good deal, and assumed that previous promo codes were expired, leaving my back certifiably fucked. If I have unintentionally entered your mythos about a mattress anon repeatedly harassing you about mattresses I assure you that is unintentional and I’m just a poor little boything with scoliosis

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

BLORBO FROM HER TUMOR???. HELP MEEE THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS WHAT THE FUCKKKK. THIS IS SO FUNNY HELP-

So is that a yes?

G.L.U.T.T.O.N (Gooners, Losers, Usurpers, Traitors, Tricksters, Ogres, Naysayers)

How the average TJPW fan (me) describes Tetsuya Koda

AGAB? Pro Nouns? I was cursed by a witch to have both switching every day so that they never match! I wake up one day, afab and dysphoric, and begin transitioning to male as fast as I can. Then the next day, the witch has turned me amab and even more dysphoric, so I have to make a quick u-turn and frantically transition in the opposite direction. I put testosterone and estrogen into the chambers of a revolver and play Russian Roulette! I am Wile E Coyote, slamming headfirst into a painted wall of he/him pronoun before turning around and running off the she/her cliff! I am pushing the boulder of gender non-comfonrmity up a hill, never to reach the top and never to be satisfied! Damn you, witch that makes you Transgender Sisyphus. Damn you!

Ayo is that Ope?

I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE HOT NEW MEME FOR CHILDREN I WAS MAKING A REGUAR JOKE

@raccoonmilf do you consider this a recommended activity?