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are you okay, or is kara screaming in space your favorite scene from supergirl?

Look I don't think Supergirl (2026) is secretly a perfect masterpiece or anything (I personally thought it was like. a 6/10 fun time) but I do think it's wild that Tumblr isn't going crazy for it because this Kara is one coattailed suit away from being a Tumblr sexyman. she is the flawed messy female character people have supposedly been clamouring for. she's the popular archetype of a gruff self-destructive alcoholic middle-aged man begrudgingly having to look after a kid and growing fond of them but genderswapped and also 23. she's allowed to be visibly messy and kind of gross and her hair is constantly all over the place and she literally cries, screams, throws up, and pisses onscreen. she's caustic and mean and puts up an act of carelessness but has a heart of gold. she's heavily traumatised and coping with it terribly. if anything happens to her dog she will kill everyone in this room and then herself. she spends most of the movie in a trench coat and baggy band T-shirt. she gets into bar brawls and breaks a guy's hand. she is Going Through It 24/7 and looks the part. she stabs a guy in the throat. how is everyone else not obsessed with her.

Idk about everyone else but I’m 1000% Obsessed With Her

Ok I am ripping the Scooby Doo mask off I am this particular anon from this message. I do not know if other anons have been asking you about mattresses. I expected your usual mattress sponsorship because I am currently trying to obtain an ergo-align mattress topper and thought that I could get a good deal, and assumed that previous promo codes were expired, leaving my back certifiably fucked. If I have unintentionally entered your mythos about a mattress anon repeatedly harassing you about mattresses I assure you that is unintentional and I’m just a poor little boything with scoliosis

Ok I am ripping the Scooby Doo mask off I am this particular anon from this message. I do not know if other anons have been asking you about mattresses. I expected your usual mattress sponsorship because I am currently trying to obtain an ergo-align mattress topper and thought that I could get a good deal, and assumed that previous promo codes were expired, leaving my back certifiably fucked. If I have unintentionally entered your mythos about a mattress anon repeatedly harassing you about mattresses I assure you that is unintentional and I’m just a poor little boything with scoliosis

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

BLORBO FROM HER TUMOR???. HELP MEEE THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS WHAT THE FUCKKKK. THIS IS SO FUNNY HELP-

So is that a yes?

G.L.U.T.T.O.N (Gooners, Losers, Usurpers, Traitors, Tricksters, Ogres, Naysayers)

How the average TJPW fan (me) describes Tetsuya Koda

AGAB? Pro Nouns? I was cursed by a witch to have both switching every day so that they never match! I wake up one day, afab and dysphoric, and begin transitioning to male as fast as I can. Then the next day, the witch has turned me amab and even more dysphoric, so I have to make a quick u-turn and frantically transition in the opposite direction. I put testosterone and estrogen into the chambers of a revolver and play Russian Roulette! I am Wile E Coyote, slamming headfirst into a painted wall of he/him pronoun before turning around and running off the she/her cliff! I am pushing the boulder of gender non-comfonrmity up a hill, never to reach the top and never to be satisfied! Damn you, witch that makes you Transgender Sisyphus. Damn you!