ELLIAS

He did actually. It’s stated that since Simon is the closest human male to Elias he based it off him. Your head canon is real canon.

[ Oh shit sorry ;w; I should have paid more attention ]

“ – The bird is doing no harm, why not leave it alone? It isn’t going to hurt you. ”

❝ No but I think it wants to eat my food. Why is it there anyways, usually they’re scared off by angry screaming. ❞

" -- Maybe they are not cowardly birds. Maybe they simply want to have some of your food and just get on with their day. "

He looks around, as if he thought this one was talking to someone other than him. But he realised that he was the only one around for her to be doing so. “ – I am not fake, if that is what you are insinuating, madam. ” He replied in the politest way he knew, now looking down at her instead of around her. “ Do I seem unreal to you?

" -- The bird is doing no harm, why not leave it alone? It isn't going to hurt you. "

TESTED IT CAN CONFIRM ITS A SCREAMER

“My refrigerator is suppose to be cold, silly. –It’s suppose to be, is your refrigerator running?”  She tried correcting him. Maybe he would get it right next time.

He stopped for a moment, realising what a fool he has made of himself for even prank calling someone in the first place. But - her response wasn't as angered as he initially thought to get a few chuckles out of. So, he might as well show some gratitude. " -- Um... thank you. I shall note down the correct phrasing of the joke - and, um - try again another time.

He let out a little noise resembling a sigh
before trying to speak once again. “ – Are you sure your refridgerator doesn’t have a cold? ”