Becky with the below average hair

*David Attenborough voice* And as you can see here, the lonely fangirl in her room is waiting for the first sight of the Michael Clifford in 3 weeks. She misses his smile and needs to know if he’s drinking plenty of water.

any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

It expires when its empty

god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys

this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite category

Don’t forget about “self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye”