#pickupline

From Hooke's law, the spring constant can be calculated by multiplying the restoring force (F) and the displacement (x), making its SI unit is newton per meter (N/m)

So, I have a friend who does this that I am currently on the phone with as I type this so, you can thank her for this. (She has used these before)

Izuku Midoriya

- You couldn’t be more obvious

- You literally can’t be more obvious

“Hey, Izu, I think you dropped something. It’s your standards, nice to meet you!”

- He gets really confused because

- He already knows you?

- WhAt?

- So he just tilts his head and nervously smiles at you

“B-But I already know you (y/n)...”

- Let’s just say none of your other pick-up lines worked

Katsuki Bakugo

- You were too nervous

- Because this guy

- ThIs GuY

- So you get the courage to do it

- So you guys are hanging out

- And you drop your phone on purpose

- You pick it up

- You look all over it

“What the fuck are you staring at it for? Just put it in your goddamn pocket”

- You sigh and turn your phone on

“Bakugo, I think something’s wrong with my phone...”

“What’s wrong with it?”

“It doesn’t have your number.”

- Let’s just say he tried to blow up your face

Shoto Todoroki

- You knew

- you KnEw

- This boi wasn’t gonna get it

- You made sure to ask him if you could train together

- So you guys are training

- He takes his shirt off because he’s sweating

- And you zero in on the opportunity

“ Hey Sho, did you get those pants for 50% of? Because at my place, they’d be 100% off.”

- You make sure to send him a wink afterwards

- And he just stares

- Because he doesn’t get it

“I mean, I didn’t pay for the gym suit, the school gave it to us...”