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Like, imagine that it turns out when classic Doomguy first gets stationed on Mars, modern Doomguy is already there, just still in stasis- and Hayden, knowing who Doomguy is, was the one to pull some strings to make sure classic Doomguy got assigned there so he was where he needed to be. Then the Hell invasion starts, classic DG goes up to Phobos. Once he's in Hell, Hayden wakes up modern DG and 2016 takes place, ending with Hayden kicking modern DG back into Hell, and classic DG landing back on earth to find Daisy dead and Earth is invaded.

So while classic DG is fighting his way back into Hell, modern DG is fighting his way out, and they swap places, with classic DG going to fight the icon of sin and modern DG coming to hunt down the Hell priests. Classic DG is able to weaken the icon, but without a Crucible, is (unknowingly) unable to kill it, and while he makes his way back to Earth, the Khan Maykr revives it, and modern DG puts it down for good.

Finally, Doom 64 and the Ancient Gods DLC take place at the same time, ending with classic Doomguy spending aeons in Hell to eventually land in Argent D'nur in the past and become modern Doomguy, and modern Doomguy dealing with Davoth and getting sealed up again.

Like, he was there when Argent D'nur literally went to Hell, then when he came to Earth to hide with the consciousness of a god that was being actively hunted by the dark lord of Hell, his first decision was to assume the position of the head of the company that was regularly opening portals to Hell. When he found doomguy in Hell, he just decided to keep DG in the sarcophagus like instant supersoldier in a can, just add water. At the end of 2016, he kicks doomguy back into Hell with the implication that it's because he thinks using Argent Energy is the only way to do things, then he goes and straight up dies offscreen, and when you bring him back in Eternal, he spends the rest of the game telling you how Earth's destruction wasn't his fault, and how if he had been the one in control, it wouldn't have happened, even though he literally was the one in control of the UAC when they opened the hell portals. He also spends a considerable amount of time talking about he's on doomguy's side, only to go and try to stop doomguy from fighting Davoth. Then after he gets his butt thoroughly kicked, he presumably dies offscreen again, going by the way he's hardly ever mentioned at all for the entire rest of the story- except to say that his only real claim to fame, putting doomguy through the Divinity Machine, wasn't even really his own idea and he was being manipulated by Davoth, so basically whatever he said about doomguy owing him anything was entirely false.

Aw, thank you, anon! That's very kind of you to say!