dream smp as things i've overhead at school.
tommy-'im not gay, im just sexist. wait no-'
tubbo-'i got kicked out of band again for swallowing a bottle cap.'
wilbur-'look, i may be a lowlife drug dealer but also i have made so much bank, so fuck the police.'
dream-'genderfluid people be like "oh yes, michaelangelo".'
george-'im not gay, dude, i swear, i just think he's sexy.'
sapnap-'did i ever tell you about the time i set my middle school bathroom on fire and got away with it.'
fundy-'i got bullied in middle school for being short, but little do they know, my dad's in prison for murder.'
eret-'the chicken nuggets were cold at lunch. can't believe the lunch ladies are homophobic.'
niki-'someone handed me a parrot in science today and i started crying.'
schlatt-'and that's on subtle alchoholism ell-oh-ell. ex-oh-ex.'
quackity-'im like... name a mexican famous person. uh. j lo. i'm like j lo.'
techno-'freshman will be hunted for sport. this is not a joke, i literally shoved one into the street in front of a bus. fuck them kids.'
phil-'shhh. mommy needs his space. i've had a long day.'
bad-'i have never cursed. no, wait, i called someone a cracker one time.'
skeppy- 'pov: i walk in on you changing but i'm a horse.'
ranboo-'soy mayonnaise doesn't ask questions. soy mayonnaise understands.'
jack-'welcome to wendy's, i fucked your mom and i'm high as shit. suck my dick.'
punz-'i got an f in sunday school.'
