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my tummy dont feel too good

I don’t see any reason to cause such a panic because my dog decided to become acquainted with human internet culture.  As the mighty human proverbs say, dog is man’s best friend.  Thus, my dog is my best friendmate of all humankind, and our interspecies adoration would be rendered null if I did not allow him to participate in my activities.

Victuals of the highest quality procured from human food-establishments, of course. 

tallest ALMIGHTY NO how DARE you suggest i DO SUCH A SALACIOUS THING—

YAY CRUMBS! WHAT KIND IS IT

AWWW THATS NOT NICE

I’m so glad that you’ve cured my earth malady like a NORMAL DOG DOES FOR ITS HUMAN OWNER. You are an EXCELLENT CANINE COMPANION. thank you gir. For being my dog. My organic earthling dog.

I SAW ON THE TV THAT GOOD DOGS GET PATS