LA Pick up the Phone

Not really. I wouldn’t know what to do.

It doesn’t have to be that bad.. like... watch a movie on a streaming service or litter or rob a bank.

Don’t make fun of people with disabilities, you loser. *goes to the kitchen, making popcorn and bringing it out to her*

And now all we need is the netflix. *Grins and takes the bottle to take a swig of it* Damn.. I’ve been dry for a month. Here’s to ruining that streak.

*plops on the couch* nuh uh. Dont make fun of my disability.

[shrugs] My life’s really chill.

You dont ever feel an urge to just be bad? even a little?

[Blinks before smiling simply] 

There has to be something you’ve done wrong. Come on, spill it.

Are you going to bring it to me from the kitchen?

*pulls up the dog and helps her up*

*Gets up and brushes herself off* Thank you.

[shakes his head]

What? WHAT? Not even that? Oh my god you pure of heart cinnamon roll.

Oh.

Another day. You’re right.

You wont get a foot up your butt when he finally lets me free.

Can you honestly picture me doing anything rebellious at all?

uh.... pirating video games?

Nope. Being crushed. help.

……not really.

What? Not even a little bit?

I’ve done great so far. 

Oh. Yeah. Hahaha screw you.

Hi. I missed you. You’re super pretty.

You’re super prettier where has your pretty face been?

They are but it’s worse when you are underage. 

Nah not really. Cause see I got away with it. You wouldn’t have.

*groans* Yeahhh…

Look you can get one if you want. Summer is coming so I’ve been thinking of- *cuts off as she’s tackled* ow....