i made a shortass quiz on which tma character would fall in love with u

creating this brought me so much torment and suffering, please enjoy https://soundcloud.com/akmaziantruther/the-akmazian-supercut

“What if Taako carries around pudding in his pocket because of one of his past traumas that makes him–” What if Taako carries around pudding in his pocket because he’s a fun guy with lots of pockets for pudding. What if Taako ate some of his pocket pudding and had a nice day huh. Ever think about that.

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

I don’t want to “have” a “conversation” I want to peel an orange and share it with you

season one of the magnus archives is so funny. the archivist really is like “statement of one charlie flipflop who claims to have been stalked by a sentient piece of rope. frankly, this sounds like a load of horseshit to me. unfortunately we couldnt follow up on this statement as mr. flipflop has died by manner of being strangled by a rope in his own home. what seems unusual is the fact that there were no signs of forced entry, and cameras show no one but charlie entering his apartment the week of the murder. anyways, i hate my fucking job. statement ends.