Legendary Outlaw

Alternatively send ‘Mmph!’ for my muse to pull yours in for a kiss as a ploy.

“If you don’t mind my asking, who the hell are you?”

“ I’M  ASHLEY  JONES,  EARTH-BORN,  SPACE-STRANDED.  or,  stranded-ish.  i  was  taken  to  hala,  got  out,  i  think  i  really  upset  a  blue  man  called  ronan,  and  then  i  landed  here  on  xandar  and  spent  three  weeks  trying  and  failing  to  figure  out  the  damn  currency  here.  and  now  i’m  talking  to  you.  so!  who  are  you? “

“Wait a minute, you knew Ronan?” She asked, raising a brow. “Dude, that guy sucked.”

❝ You are not an idiot…at least not when you truly apply yourself. You’re our 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧, which means you need to 𝐀𝐂𝐓 like it. You can’t just lash our and vent your rage whenever it pleases you! That’s how people wind up 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝. ❞ Dark eyes softened as the assassin took a breath, willing her emotions to remain at bay. A shouting match was not what they needed… ❝ I just want to keep us alive Quill and you make it difficult when you act this way. ❞

“I’m sorry Gamora. I just... I just want to keep you all safe. I know that’s my responsibility as Captain and I’m trying so hard to fulfill that.”

❝ I said that you’re being a 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋. You’re letting your emotions cloud your judgement and it’s going to get us 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃. ❞

“You think I’m just some stupid idiot, don’t you?”. She spat the words out faster than her brain could process them. “Gamora, you need to trust me. I know what I’m doing.”

“[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”

Send “White 🤍 Knight (Reverse)” to make my muse the white knight and your muse royal. 

“Well if that’s the case you must be one rich son-of-a-bitch, seeing how you’re still alive.”

“You’re with me on this one, right?” “Your strength gives me strength.” “Hey! Don’t you close that door!“ “Oh, look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies! Locusts! Anything but you! Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!” “My girl, when Ramses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You… are a catastrophe!” “Why do I put up with you?“ “Have you no respect for the dead?” “Ha! [NAME], please, I’m really not in the mood for you.” “I have just the thing to cheer you up.” “Oh, no, [NAME], not another worthless trinket. If I have to take one more piece of junk to the curator to try and sell for you– Where did you get this?“ “I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?” “Could you tell me how to get there? I mean, the exact location.“ “Oh, I’m so sorry. Now we must watch him strangle to death.” “Well, personally I think he’s filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel. I don’t like him one bit.“ “Can you look me in the eye and guarantee me this isn’t some kind of a flimflam? Because if it is, I am warning you–“ “You’re warning me?“ “Oh, no. What are you doing here?” “I only gamble with my life, never my money.” “The only thing that scares me, [NAME], are your manners.” “Still angry about that kiss, huh?“ “Angry about that kiss? Well, if you call that a kiss.“ “Did I miss something? Are we– Are we going into battle?” “Um… by the way… why did you kiss me?“ “I was about to be hanged. It seemed like a good idea at the time.” “My good friend, you’re alive! I was so very, very worried.” “You always did have more balls than brains.” “Oh, for heaven’s sake, girl, it wasn’t that good of a kiss, anyway.” “Relax. I’m the map. It’s all up here.” “We’ve lost everything! All of our tools, all the equipment!” “Never did like camels. Filthy buggers. They smell, they bite, they spit. Disgusting.” “I think they’re adorable.“ “So, uh, what are these old mirrors for?” “Uh, here, this is for, uh, you.” “If I don’t make it out of here, don’t put me down for mummification.” “You don’t believe in curses?“ “I believe if I can see it and I can touch it, it’s real. That’s what I believe.” “Hey, tough stuff, try a right hook. Ball up your fist and put it– put it up like that. And then mean it. Hit it right here.“ “Okay, it’s time for another drink.” “Uh-huh. And unlike him, [miss/mister]… you, I just don’t get.“ “Ah. I know. You’re wondering… what is a place like me doing in a girl like this.” “Look, I– I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure seeker, or a gunfighter, but I am proud of what I am.” “I… am a [profession/being]. And I am going to kiss you… [NAME].” “Oh, I’ve dreamt about this since I was a little girl.” “That’s called stealing, you know.” “According to you it’s called borrowing.“ “It’s just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.” “Damn it! It’s a trap door. There’s gotta be a switch or something around here someplace.” “Come on. Let’s get out of here. Whoa!” “I thought you said you didn't believe in that fairy tales and hokum stuff.” “[NAME], I appreciate you saving my life and all, but when I signed on… I agreed to take you out there and to bring you back. I have done that. End of job. End of story. Contract terminated.” “That’s all I am to you? A contract?“ “You can either tag along with me or you can stay here… and try and save the world! What’s it gonna be?” “Yes, that is very romantic, but what has it got to do with me?” “You can’t leave me behind like some old carpetbag.“ “Coward that you are! [NAME], you are not leaving me in here!” “What friend? You are my only friend.” “I’m goin’ downstairs, get me a drink. You want somethin’?” “Patience is a virtue.“ “Come with me, my princess. It is time to make you mine for all eternity.” “You better think of something fast, because if I’m turned into a mummy you’re the first one I’m coming after.” “Do something! Do something! Not that! Not that!” “Well, I guess we go home empty-handed… again.” “How ‘bout you, darling? Would you like a little kissy-wissy?”

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Send 😀 for your muse to admit they’re my muse’s biggest fan Send 😅 for your muse to bump into mine Send 😉 for your muse to attempt flirting with mine Send 😎 for your muse to show off how cool they are Send 😘 for your muse to make that face towards mine across a bar Send 😍 for your muse to fall in love with mine at first sight Send 🤠 for your muse to act like a cowboy Send 🤡 for your muse to break some awkward silence with a joke Send 🤓 for your muse to teach mine a scientific lesson Send 😐 for your muse to silently judge mine Send 😶 for your muse to have a secret crush on mine and attempt interacting with them Send 😪 for your muse to fall asleep on mine Send 👹 for my muse to scare yours Send 😱 for your muse expressing how offended they are about something my muse said Send 👻 for your muse to appear in front of mine as a ghost Send 👉 for your muse to gunfinger towards mine Send 😈 for your muse to bully mine Send 👋 for your muse to wave at mine, thinking they’re someone else Send 👊 for your muse to punch mine out of nowhere Send 🐶 for your muse to randomly give mine a puppy and run away Send 🐱 for your muse to randomly give mine a kitten and run away Send 🐓 for your muse to give mine an angry chicken and run for their lives Send 🍺 for your muse to sleep in my muse’s apartment after getting completely drunk Send 🔪 for your muse to try to kill mine Send 🏏 for your muse to accidentally smash my muse’s window with a baseball Send 📞 for your muse to accidentally call mine Send 🌳 for your muse to sit next to mine at a park and start up a conversation