I like big boats and i cannot lie

“I thought you were dead.”

“So what’ve you been doing since you left?”

“Did you even think about calling?”

“But I went to your funeral!”

“What happened to you?”

“I’ve thought about you every day since.”

“So I left, what’s the big deal?”

“I tried to call you.”

“Did you ever get that postcard I sent?”

“Have you told anyone?”

“So you disappear off the face of the earth and then you come back and just expect to pick up exactly where we left off?”

“I came back for you.”

“Did it ever occur to you that I might’ve moved on?”

“Well maybe I don’t want to see you again.”

“I thought I’d never see you again.”

“I left you a billion voicemails.”

“Go ahead. Ask the internet.”

“Are you crying?”

“Hello pants.”

“It sounds better in Italian.”

“Are we still doing the whisper thing?”

“Excuse me, ma’am, I’ve got this.”

“Take a look what you’ve done!”

“I think I broke my spleen.” 

“I just made like $700 on Craigslist.” 

“The bacon is really, really good.”

“Ten years is a long time.”

“I cannot believe that just happened!” 

“I’d snuggle up with me.”

“Don’t call me babe! We’re not together!”

“Are we there yet?”

“We need a babysitter.”

“We cannot be afraid to fail.”

“This is a game-changer.” 

“I will try not to take offense to that.”

“Where are we exactly?”

“I have no idea what you’re saying. But count me in!”

“They say you get what you pay for.”

“Sounds like a slam dunk.”

“I’m a grown-up.”

“Accidents happen.” 

“We’re so dead.”

“I don’t wanna talk about it.”

“How do you do it?!”

“Let’s do this!”

“Breathe, baby, breathe.” 

“You’re not helping.”

“Don’t pick her. Pick me.” 

“You look amazing!”

“I didn’t invite him. He just shows up.”

“Looks like you’ve got everything under control.” 

“You ever find your pants?”

“Whatever’s ahead, we’ll be there for each other.” 

“When in Rome!”

“Yes, I am rich.” 

Zelos is trying to seduce Asbel Cheria and Alvin is educating the youth.

So- we’re gonna try commissions again. The cause for this one, I actually don’t want my friend to be homeless so I wanna do all I can. It’ll take your guys help cause well- I’m not very capable of doing it myself.

We need to round up at least $250

Here are some examples:

Full colored: (portraits $10- waist up $15- full body- $20-) (backgrounds $5/10 depending on detail)

Sketches/Inks: $5

More art examples could be found here

If you’re also interested in buying systems or games, PS2 slim/PS2 bulk/Wii/Kingdom heart games/Final fantasy x

If there’s something you’d like to know about this you could shoot an ask over to me. Same goes for if you wanted to buy anything-

You could pay through paypal to [email protected]

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