Tataru: is busy, has integrated the child into their workflow. The child is now technically part-owner of several lucrative ventures.
Urianger: a safe, but ultimately boring option. They fall asleep seven hours before Urianger has finished telling a bedtime story.
the twins: The good news is that the child is not harmed in any way. They were completely safe the entire time. What happened is, inarguably, not the twins' fault. But... it did happen, and it would have been preferable for it not to have happened.
Thancred: Has taught the child certain skills. You contact the several people who shared their linkpearl details to explain that the child was actually a child, not a particularly adorable mammet created to rizz.
G'raha: Has attempted to do the same as Thancred, with disastrous results.
Y'shtola: Has also attempted to teach the child certain skills with disastrous results, albeit very different skills.
Estinien: Do not leave your child alone with Estinien. The results are similar to the twins, but it is entirely Estinien's fault.
Krile: Practically perfect in every way. Everyone agrees to make this a regular occurrence. Krile is eventually "Aunt Krile".
Zenos: Has also attempted to teach the child certain skills, albeit very different skills from Thancred, G'raha, or Y'shtola. Has succeeded. With disastrous results.
Biggs and Wedge: An ideal choice. Caring, effective, fun. But the child does come home in magitek power armor. They insist it was just a precaution. Wedge lets slip "and it's a good thing we had the foresight, too." You are never able to get either of them to elaborate.
Cid: Cancelled his plans to take care of the child. You probably should have expected Nero to be part of the deal, in hindsight. The child comes home with surface-level knowledge of how to construct magitek power armor. Nothing seems to have gone wrong.
Wuk Lamat: Excellent babysitter for the entire time she was looking after the child. Forgot she was looking after the child. You had to pick up the child from an entirely different continent, happily looked after by Erenville.
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