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Based on the box office totals alone, everyone’s obsessed with “Avengers: Infinity War.” (If you’re one of five people who haven’t seen it, don’t worry, we’ll try not to spoil it for you.) So naturally, these amazing Infinity Gauntlet cups are taking over Disneyland. You too can possess a cup that would be the pride of Thanos. The mug literally fits around your arm and can be filled with an infinite amount of soda (or booze, if you’re feeling sneaky), so you can sip like a super villain. Get yours HERE!

Playful Puppy Girl Finds A Dildo!

Here are some very censored gifs of my newest pet play video! Video quality is higher than gif quality // 1080p 60fps

Adorable, playful puppy girl Elle can’t find her bone! She sniffs around the room, throws her toys out of the way and barks and pants at you begging for her bone. She’s searching and searching when she notices a dildo? Whats this? She sniffs and licks it apprehensively at first but soon gets very excited licking her new toy. She then rides it on the floor first facing forward, then backwards barking and panting in glee the whole time!

I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I’m talking different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some so close they’re massive. I’m like wtf and suddenly I realise there’s an old man sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.

before I can ask him if he’s you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away from the sky.

“this is what the universe really looks like,” he tells me.

“oh,” I say. a pause. “…can you put it back?”

he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal.

“what do I do with this information?” I ask, looking at him again.