Why’d Ya Spill Yer Beans?

honestly we should bring back being unabashedly pretentious. Yeah i do think im better than marvel stans who cried at tony’s death scenes. I do think people who read books are better than people who read nothing but fanfic of shonen manga and minecraft youtubers. i DO think im better for not engaging in low brow media or shit i find cringe. like what is anybody gonna do omfg

People like you irritate me so fucking much

and? what are you gonna do about it?

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

this is so cute. I love the butcher chatting away and the cat responding, him pulling out a package of meat and showing it, just like he’s dealing with any customer. 

one of those posts that makes me happy every time I see it

to be effortlessly and profoundly understood? to be wholly and radically accepted? by someone who cares about you and isn’t afraid of showing it? by someone whose only intentions are to be there for you and inspire you to be your best and most authentic self? by someone who values you for who you are and not for the person they want you to be? to be genuinely embraced and loved and cared for without it feeling like a chore or something extra hard? sexy, sexy, sexy, HOT AND SEXY

Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself

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