Her. Her. Her.

Ah, do I have everything?

My laptop? *pats laptop case* Check!

My water bottle? *pats side of backpack* Check!

My phone? *pats pocket* Check!

1. Where does a dick go?

2. How do you stop a dick from falling out?

3. Why did the dick disappear when I put my pants on?

4. Does it look like I have a dick or not?

5. How big is it supposed to be?

6. Okay, it looks like I have a dick. Does it look real?

7. I’m going to have to go through this every time I have to pee. 

8. How do you walk with a dick?

9. No, seriously. How do you stop a dick from falling out?

10. I have to bend down to tie my shoe but shit, my dick is in the way. 

11. How the fuck am I supposed to sit with this between my legs?

12. Does this guy on the bus notice that I’m lowkey staring at his dick trying to figure out how it works?

13. Why is that guys dick sideways how does he do that?

14. What if it falls down my leg when I stand up and I have to come up with an excuse for having a phallic object on my thigh?

I tried to take as close pics as I could for the year