The Phuturist

If diarrhoea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans...

Let this movie come to pass oh lord....

“Uncle Ben has died. No more Mr Rice Guy"

“Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”

“I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.”

“I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”

Several cannibals were recently hired by a pharmacy. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the food court for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other staff". The cannibals promised. Four weeks later their pharmacy manager remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our pharmacy assistants has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the assistant?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating pharmacists and no one noticed anything, then you had to go and eat an assistant!"

The new license holder for the Ducati...much more practical

Two pharmacy students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second pharmacist replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The second pharmacist nodded approvingly, "Good choice; The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Kurt Vonnegut

Lily Tomlin

Workshop half way to being organised...

With the advent of head office enforced foolishness such as the $5.99 prescription offer from a pharmacy franchise are we on the verge of our own version of this franchisor versus franchisee story?

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?" "You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist. "That's it, I can never remember that word."