the phregnancy test

"that is not yours" im so fucking happy about that i really hope they fully keep their privacy like a normal couple after this

phwoah mama im the phaby

Phwoah dads, congrats on your birth! It’s a miracle you made it being born 9 months prematurely, phummina phummina. Or are you posting from Phil’s womb?

im in the phwomb

Phwoah phama you're barely old enough to show up on me

That white substance made a 3rd line appear on me... unprecedented