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We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!
Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life.
12 days left until the breadiversary, we’d better make sure we have the ingredients on hand!
It’s today!
It’s today!!
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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
why r there SO many film/book/tv people on here (and twitter) that are like “I want every plot point spoon fed to me like an idiot and NEVER want to engage with content rated higher than PG”
I mean this is really how y’all sound
oh nooooooo
hmmm. i know the usual argument following ‘we’re all going to die anyway’ is that nothing matters so what’s the point of doing anything but it’s because we’re all going to die that we should do everything we can. what is the point of not writing out that poem, even if it just looks like a couple scribbled lines on a crumpled page? what is the point of not talking to that person sat next to you on the bus? what is the point of not reading that book? not taking that chance? if life has no point and nothing will eventually matter then why am i not doing anything? i can do anything i want because one day it won’t matter how embarrassing or weird or scary it all is. everything will become dust and everything will be forgotten, so i will smile at that baby and i will do that public speaking and i will cut my hair in a ridiculous style and i will go walking the streets in a lime green raincoat because why? it doesn’t MATTER
you have no idea how many times I’ve just said “well I’m gonna die anyways” and just done the thing full send. like man just ask the person out, take a new walk home, try a new coffee, say hello to random strangers on the train. JUST DO IT BEFOR YOU DIE MAN.
so just had the misfortune of finding this (rad-mango-dad) rancid person and uhhhh anyways ftm transmisogynist and terfs are fucking disgusting and don’t deserve any space in any queer and/or lgbt communities because they violently attack and abandon their sisters. block, report for hate speech, and huge fucking tw for bile inducing content on his blog. god ftm terfs are the scum of the fucking earth
I really don’t get it either dog. Like how do you not see you’re shooting yourself in the foot shaman
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this whole website for fucking 3 months: I’m a sexy threat look at me I’m fucking cool
me: aight so threat means cool, and sexy etc. in the context of this meme. cool.
Some 15 year old on this site when I made that meme about nb femme people: do you think transwomen want to be seen as a threat???
me: alright, sense is over. we’re just breathing
George Blagden 250x400
Waterloo (1970) is great I’m gonna cry
Just a non-binary meme for y’all
good post, but let me raise you this
Please. I do that last one all the time.
This is def for the afab folks but hey let’s switch it up!
are you fucking serious?
do you think amab trans people want to be perceived as a threat? are you fucking stupid?
you’re 15, so I’m just gonna smile at you :)
the 4 gay representation horsemen of the apocalypse:
a cop
a villain who's shown to be more ~unhinged by their attraction to the same gender. bonus points if they're homoerotically obsessed with the protagonist/someone in general who doesn't return their feelings 😔
Dead
blink and you'll miss it in the background for 3 seconds and there's 500 articles written by buzzfeed about why this is a huge step forward for The Gays
War, Pestilence, Death, and Famine
So,
- Brooklyn 99
- Hannibal (but the obsession was kinda going both ways a lil)
- Really any show with a gay person
- Disney
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i think jeff bezos should personally deliver every amazon package until he dies of exhaustion and then whoevers doorstep he dies on gets his fortune
I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”
Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.
Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.
Me:
Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted
Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.
Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.
Daughter: /nods seriously/
Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned
The kids are right Jazz
But what if I want to be the secret librarian?
Me: what if you were the secret librarian?
Son: wouldn’t be a secret library. I have nothing to hide.
Daughter: so not a secret librarian. A good librarian.
Me: you two are on a wavelength I can’t understand
What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.
i’d like to share a night of credible sex with you.
just very believable sex. completely plausible.
sumn sumn just ice
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Be nosy
1. What’s your sexual orientation?
2. What are you obsessed with right now?
3. Ever done any drugs?
4. What piercings do you want?
5. How many people have you kissed?
6. Describe your dream home.
7. Who are you jealous of?
8. What’s your favorite show to binge?
9. Do you watch porn?
10. Do you have a secret sideblog?
11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?
12. What’s one of your fantasies?
13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?
14. How would you spend a million dollars?
15. Are you in a relationship?
16. Do you follow porn blogs?
17. Are you angry with anyone right now?
18. What tattoos do you want?
19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?
20. What is something you’re obsessed with?
21. Describe your best friend.
22. Tag someone you think is hot.
23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?
24. What are three places you want to travel?
25. Describe your perfect Friday night.
26. What’s your favorite season?
27. What’s your pet peeve?
28. Who is the funniest person you know?
29. What’s the most overrated movie?
30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.
31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?
32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?
33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?
34. What’s your coffee order?
35. Do you have a crush on anyone?
36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?
37. Have any tattoos?
38. Do you drink?
39. Are you a virgin?
40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?
41. How many followers do you have?
42. Describe the hottest person you know.
43. What’s your guilty pleasure?
44. Do you read erotica?
45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?
46. How many people do you follow?
47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?
48. Describe your ideal partner.
49. Who do you text the most?
50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?
One for America, one for England, we needed one for Canada.
