Happily Married

Kitten is food aggressive. It's best you keep it out of sight, out of mind until it's time to eat. I usually hand-feed him so he's forced to pace himself and actually able to enjoy the food.

You want me to hand-feed another grown man???

If you have human "pets" in the first place, then you may as well be Bill.

I appreciate the defense a lot, but it really really isn't the same. Please don't pick a fight about it.

I’ve seen the way he behaves in person. I think I’m well entitled to criticize him.

You still claim to love your husband. I provide the raccoon with better accommodations than Bill gives you. At least PG is allowed to leave the house.

I can love someone and still recognize that what they’re doing is wrong. These are not mutually exclusive.

Look, nobody is saying that anyone is cartoonishly good or evil, I'm just saying that my situation isn't the same as some other people's. I'm more of an intern with a weird gimmick. "No better than" an apocalyptic demon is a pretty big thing to say.

Why is 08 talking about sending me a wardrobe?

You wish. I was talking to my pet. I'd send you clothes too if your husband would allow it but I wouldn't expect any gratitude. Maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass on occasion Bill would let you wear pants.

I don’t need or want anything from you. My husband gives me everything I need.

Except pants, very notably.

Strictly speaking, that’s not a need.

If you have human "pets" in the first place, then you may as well be Bill.

I appreciate the defense a lot, but it really really isn't the same. Please don't pick a fight about it.

I’ve seen the way he behaves in person. I think I’m well entitled to criticize him.

You still claim to love your husband. I provide the raccoon with better accommodations than Bill gives you. At least PG is allowed to leave the house.

I can love someone and still recognize that what they’re doing is wrong. These are not mutually exclusive.

Look, nobody is saying that anyone is cartoonishly good or evil, I'm just saying that my situation isn't the same as some other people's. I'm more of an intern with a weird gimmick. "No better than" an apocalyptic demon is a pretty big thing to say.

Why is 08 talking about sending me a wardrobe?

You wish. I was talking to my pet. I'd send you clothes too if your husband would allow it but I wouldn't expect any gratitude. Maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass on occasion Bill would let you wear pants.

I don’t need or want anything from you. My husband gives me everything I need.

If you have human "pets" in the first place, then you may as well be Bill.

I appreciate the defense a lot, but it really really isn't the same. Please don't pick a fight about it.

I’ve seen the way he behaves in person. I think I’m well entitled to criticize him.

You still claim to love your husband. I provide the raccoon with better accommodations than Bill gives you. At least PG is allowed to leave the house.

I can love someone and still recognize that what they’re doing is wrong. These are not mutually exclusive.

Look, nobody is saying that anyone is cartoonishly good or evil, I'm just saying that my situation isn't the same as some other people's. I'm more of an intern with a weird gimmick. "No better than" an apocalyptic demon is a pretty big thing to say.

Why is 08 talking about sending me a wardrobe?

If you have human "pets" in the first place, then you may as well be Bill.

I appreciate the defense a lot, but it really really isn't the same. Please don't pick a fight about it.

I’ve seen the way he behaves in person. I think I’m well entitled to criticize him.

You still claim to love your husband. I provide the raccoon with better accommodations than Bill gives you. At least PG is allowed to leave the house.

I can love someone and still recognize that what they’re doing is wrong. These are not mutually exclusive.

Look, nobody is saying that anyone is cartoonishly good or evil, I'm just saying that my situation isn't the same as some other people's. I'm more of an intern with a weird gimmick. "No better than" an apocalyptic demon is a pretty big thing to say.

If you have human "pets" in the first place, then you may as well be Bill.

I appreciate the defense a lot, but it really really isn't the same. Please don't pick a fight about it.

I’ve seen the way he behaves in person. I think I’m well entitled to criticize him.

You still claim to love your husband. I provide the raccoon with better accommodations than Bill gives you. At least PG is allowed to leave the house.

I can love someone and still recognize that what they’re doing is wrong. These are not mutually exclusive.

If you have human "pets" in the first place, then you may as well be Bill.

I appreciate the defense a lot, but it really really isn't the same. Please don't pick a fight about it.

I’ve seen the way he behaves in person. I think I’m well entitled to criticize him.

I will help you cook friend! I am the best cook!!

I do appreciate the offer, although I'm not exactly able to invite guests over at my pleasure.

I WILL BREAK IN DO NOT FEAR!! :D

Hmm. I suppose you’re welcome to try.

If you have human "pets" in the first place, then you may as well be Bill.

I will help you cook friend! I am the best cook!!

I do appreciate the offer, although I'm not exactly able to invite guests over at my pleasure.