Blaiid Nymeria

WAS

THAT

1) admiring your piercing/tattoo/hairstyle/outfit

2) trying to figure out if I know you

After the success of this post, as well as hearing more crazy shit, I decided to make another post similar to the original. anyway heres some more stuff i’ve heard come out of college student’s mouths 

“I’m eating mike and Ike’s for breakfast do you think I have any concern for my well being”

“ok SURE I did the homework 5 minutes before class but that doesn’t mean I didn’t do quality work"

“hey I’m being productive! I wrote 3 sentences today”

*gently rubbing makeup brush on face* “help me” 

“did you write ‘deez nuts’ on it again”

“what the fucking fuck shit does this have to do with anything from class, god damn”

“anyways spraying febreeze on your clothes is a bad idea”

*screaming at top of lungs at 1 am* “EEYEOREEEEE”

*also screamed at top of lungs at 1 am, on a different occasion* “I DON’T HAVE VERIZON, I HAVE SPRINT”

“well whatever i just ate it tasted EXACTLY like blood”

“if all else fails i’ll move to the country and start a farm. which at this point is pretty likely”

*hiccups loudly* DAMMIT

“well you’re the one who almost buried me alive!!!”

“I didn’t know what to study for the test, so I didn't”