froggy fox

I put on a long pink dress because there was sudden cause for mass celebration. I went outside to celebrate the good news with everyone, but the only ones there were an engaged couple and their photographer. I walked over and said hello to them, and they looked at me strangely, confused why I was talking to them. I suddenly felt embarrassed and pretended I was out for a jog. I looked down and I was wearing a blue dress.

once i had a dream that i killed every person who had ever lived and who ever would live. then i got transported to a flat plain made entirely of water that i could walk on. i met god, and they said ‘you killed everyone. now what?’ and then i woke up and had to stare at the wall for a while

Yup! You heard it here folks! Only $1 baby!

Gordon Ramsay opened an outdoor restaurant next door to my house. I could hear him yelling at the staff all night.

Dashcon 2: The Third

i remember something happened but idk i kinda forgot