Ash

maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.