Guppy

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

me waking up at 4am w/ no idea where i am and an overwhelming urge to go find cold water

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

Reboot to support this hardworking single mom