Interview with a Phantom Name “Phlare Shadowmancer”
Are you single? “Why is this always the first question,- Not really.”
Are you angry? “Am I angry? No but you’ve already annoyed me..”
Are your parents still married? “I can’t say I remember. Ya’know, long history with mind control spells, shadow magic, evil and I mean fucking evil eldest brother.. Don’t remember ma’ and pa’ much.”
Birth Place “Uh, don’t know.. What’s with all the person questions?”
Hair Color “It’s like an abyssal black. You know, lacking the blue and purple underlining. Just. Black.”
Eye color “Really? It’s gold...” His eyes would shift as he’d look around. “Yep, gold.”
Birthday “Ask my twin he’d know our birthday.”
Mood “Curious, frustrated, hungry.”
Gender “If this is really a question, and I mean really a question.. you’re fuckin’ blind.”
Summer or Winter “That’s easy, winter. Snow, moon light. An excuse to not do a damn thing. Yep.. Winter.”
Morning or Afternoon “Afternoon. Actually, what time is it? I’m pretty sure I didn’t even wake up till around five or six in the.. afternoon.. Neither, actually. Night.”
EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
Are you in love? “I’m getting to be in love with the thought of stabbing- I uh, mean.. Mmm. Next.”
Do you believe in love at first sight? “No, I believe in love at first healing spell.”
Who ended your last relationship? “That was me, completely and totally me. I do this thing where it’s me first and well.. I think ya’get it.”
Have you ever broken someone’s heart? “One time.. One time I broke someones heart, after they broke mine first. They decided to take some sort of concoction that made them forget me and uh.. I’ve never been the same since. Worst pain I’ve ever felt and.. Just.. next..”
Are you afraid of commitments? “Yeah. Refer to the last question.”
Have you hugged someone within the past week? “Every morning, every night, and every chance I can in between. I’d say she’s gotta’ good spot against my chest. Fits’er perfect.”
Have you ever had a secret admirer? “Describe admirer.. Stalked and shot, stabbed, cursed admirer? Or like.. love notes and creepy pictures admirer? If its either, Yes.”
Have you ever broken your own heart? “Yeah, refer to the the previous broken heart question.”
Love or Lust? “Both, either.. Whatever gets us off.”
Lemonade or iced tea? “Whiskey.”
Cats or Dogs? “Cats are uhm.. Less maintenance but dogs are more entertaining. Neither? I’m never home and animals don’t tend to like me.”
A few best friends or many regular friends? “I mean I’d have to have friends and not coworkers first.. All my friends? Betrayed me or they’re just.. gone. Poof.”
Wild night out or romantic night in? “If you’re a match, the wild night out leads to a romantic night in. Or sometimes it’s a flip flopped but uh- Next question.”
Day or Night? “I answered this.. Night.”
Been caught sneaking out? “No. Bad question.”
Fallen down/up stairs? “Stairs.. My fuckin’ bane.”
Wanting something/someone so badly it hurt? “Hurts? I.. would describe it as burns. Constantly until she’s with me.”
Wanted to disappear? “I always want to die.. I always want to live, its an.. odd battle in my mind.”
Smile or eyes? “Eyes. So much emotion within them.. The windows to a soul.”
Shorter or taller? “This question sucks. Shorter or taller what?”
Intelligence or attraction? “That’s a hand in hand thing, ain’t it?”
Hook-up or relationship? “Either.. Kind of in the in between on it now but it’s leaning right, not left.”
Do you and your family get along? “Never.. Ever, ever.. EVER.”
Would you say you have a messed up life? “Well I can’t remember at least half of it so I would say yes.”
Do you consider all of your friends good friends? “We talked about friends.. No, I don’t have friends.”
Who is your best friend? “I don’t have one.”
Who knows everything about you? “The only one that knew chose to forget me. Says a lot about me, yeah?”
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