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@philophobis

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Om det heter gav och inte gedde, borde det inte heta skav istället för skedde?
Djärvt av dig att anta att det svenska språket är baserat på logik.
pls signal boost if possible, trying to help me and some armies get this dvd for a good price since they tend to get pricey if you buy from overseas esp w how popular bts has gotten. i’d probably do openings if y'all wanted, so we can try and get everyone the pcs they want! thank you!
Entirely for @hellmandraws‘ amusement, and to defend America from the charge of being “weakass babies” I’m going to liveblog eating licorice candy.
okay first of all, the packaging. there’s a cartoon monkey ecstatically making love to a candy monkey. Perhaps an indicator of the orgasmic bliss I’m about to experience. 12/10. my hopes, like the people who designed this bag, are obviously very high
the candy looks like rocks and not jaunty little monkeys. huge disappointment. I had to recreate stonehenge to rally my flagging spirits. 2/10
First taste: wow this is salty! I think I actually like this. I love anise so I’m pretty sure this is going to be a trip to flavortown. 8/10 me rn:
OMG THE SALT WORE OFF IT’S SO MUCH WORSE THAN I EVER IMAGINED.
IT’S LIKE EATING A SHOE.
IS THIS CANDY?
IS THIS WHAT MAKES SCANDINAVIANS SO POWERFUL?
I’m chewing and it won’t go away
it’s stuck to my teeth, I’ll be tasting this forever. shards of this will be discovered in my teeth when my body is excavated from an archeological dig tens of thousands of years in the future. somehow the smell has traveled up through my nasal cavity and all I can sense, hear, or experience is licorice. the world is an empty vessel filled with remorse and the cloying smell of decay. I’m at the nadir of my existence. -100/12
somehow, here, standing at the edge of eternity, the darkness that consumed me birthed me anew. I’m not only ready for another candy, I’m eager. I can, nay I must, immediately eat another
oh wow it’s salty! 8/10
this time I’m ready for the salt to wear off.
I WAS NOT READY
the flavor this time was different, and somehow so much worse. instead of the leather of a shoe, it was like eating an entire shoe factory. the industrial rubber of the forklift tires, a hint of diesel as secretive as a volkswagen scandal, a soupçon of hot tin roof, the sweat of non-unionized labor, and a pervasive sense that while we’re all in this together, some of us are more all in this than others. 1/10 throw off your shackles, taste buds
excited bun

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so you can really see what I get turnt to
tagged by the lovely @introsgf thank u babes
rules: we’re snooping through your playlist. put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first ten songs, then tag ten people!
1: Cypher pt2 - BTS
2: Für die gang - Ufo361 ft. Gzuz
3: Warum - Gzuz
4: 163 för evigt - Cherrie
5: Think Again - 2bunny
6: Berlin lebt - Capital bra
7: Outro: Her - BTS
8: Ghost face killers - 21 Savage
9: Pills & automobiles - Chris Brown
10: Baseline - J hope
As you can tell, I listen to everything that makes me turnt and there’s little to no sad/slow songs in my playlist:))))
Idk who to tag so randomly tagging people that I want to get to know better @moniehon @ragingcravings @prkjimin @lovstaeh @thehouseofkpop @deletaed @uknowbts @praisekookie @screaminghoseok @blondekth u don’t have to do it💋💋
this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain
I’m sitting on a train with @philophobis asleep next to me. Our legs are intertwined and we’re turned towards each other, so technically, she’s in front of me. We’re on our way home after a semi-good day in the capital. It was a roller coaster of everything good and bad, but we persevered and in the end, it wasn’t too bad.
We’re exhausted. We haven’t slept in 40h. We’ve both been dozing off throughout the day. She even fell asleep as I was talking, mid-question, and I was left wondering if she was faking it for comedic effect or not.
I’m unsure why exactly we decided to so spontaneously order the tickets last night at 9 p.m and leave at 6:24 a.m the following morning. Maybe it’s because we’ve been friends for what seems like an eternity and have never done something like this. Or maybe it’s because we’re just a couple of weeks away from school and it’s a terrifyingly scary thought of going to a new school. Maybe this is our one last getaway before it all begins, maybe this is our therapy. There’s so much pressure and stress to come, but I think we’ll manage with the hopes and dreams of another trip like this.
We’re in a train carriage with stories straight out of a five year-old’s imagination. There’s two pet ferrets on board with us. A kind but cautious golden Labrador occasionally barking at them, causing a young girl to cling to her mother and cry. In front of us is a mother and her son. She’s ordering baby clothes for an expectant mother, I don’t know the actual nature of their relationship, but they’re close. She’s asking her son if he wants a similar outfit to match the baby. He tears his eyes away for a second from his video and shakes his head with much dismay. “No,” he sternly says, “but it’ll look nice on the baby,” he quickly adds before returning to the virtual world. His mother slowly nods in agreement as her finger scrolls further down just as we pass countless of wheat fields. They go as far as the eye can reach, but just as my eyes reach the horizon, a thick forest cuts through the scenery. I hear a loud giggle cut through the relative silence of the carriage. It overpowers the chitchat between seat-mates, excusing their way out to get to the bathroom. Suddenly, a small toddler dressed in baby blue shorts and a white shirt bolts down the aisle without his shoes on. I cringe at the thought of the amount of dirt beneath his feet, but everyone else is delighted. He stops briefly at each row to stare at a fellow passenger before he makes his way onto the next one, carrying a smile that causes all the tired eyes to blink a tinge more brightly and stretch their hands out towards him. But he’s gone before they can touch him. He’s like a rockstar at a concert.
We’re passing a lake with the most beautiful houses situated on a mountain by the lake. I want a life like that when I’m old, is all I think. Just imagine the serenity and the peace that you would be able to experience nowhere else.
Despite the giant, dark, ominous clouds stretching out overhead, I feel at peace in this carriage with @philophobis in front of me, in this carriage filled with strangers.
CAN WE ALL JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO WHOLEHEARTEDLY APPRECIATE THIS AND LOVE @potatoesarebetterthanhumans SHES AN AMAZING HUMAN BEING THAT ANYONE WOULD BE HONORED TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER OK THIS WHOLE TRIP WAS A GREAT MEMORY (not so great when you got sicker) AND WE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO IT AGAIN (actually planning next time) this was awesome and you’re an amazing writer babes
Dying at the tags. But yes, this was written when you were asleep. ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LOVE I’LL PUT IT ON MY DATING RESUMÉ AND YES DEF AGAIN BUT NO MORE CROISSANTS FROM SKETCHY STORES AND NO MORE OVERPRICED EXOTIC FOOD
WE ARE NOT MADE FOR THE BOUJEE LIFE LETS JUST GET MCDONALDS AGAIN. AND YES THE LOVE IS FREE YOU CAN GET IT ALL DAY LONG SIS and yeah i got scammed by a restaurant storytime and pr*essby*rn yall gotta fix ya shit😤😤
I’m sitting on a train with @philophobis asleep next to me. Our legs are intertwined and we’re turned towards each other, so technically, she’s in front of me. We’re on our way home after a semi-good day in the capital. It was a roller coaster of everything good and bad, but we persevered and in the end, it wasn’t too bad.
We’re exhausted. We haven’t slept in 40h. We’ve both been dozing off throughout the day. She even fell asleep as I was talking, mid-question, and I was left wondering if she was faking it for comedic effect or not.
I’m unsure why exactly we decided to so spontaneously order the tickets last night at 9 p.m and leave at 6:24 a.m the following morning. Maybe it’s because we’ve been friends for what seems like an eternity and have never done something like this. Or maybe it’s because we’re just a couple of weeks away from school and it’s a terrifyingly scary thought of going to a new school. Maybe this is our one last getaway before it all begins, maybe this is our therapy. There’s so much pressure and stress to come, but I think we’ll manage with the hopes and dreams of another trip like this.
We’re in a train carriage with stories straight out of a five year-old’s imagination. There’s two pet ferrets on board with us. A kind but cautious golden Labrador occasionally barking at them, causing a young girl to cling to her mother and cry. In front of us is a mother and her son. She’s ordering baby clothes for an expectant mother, I don’t know the actual nature of their relationship, but they’re close. She’s asking her son if he wants a similar outfit to match the baby. He tears his eyes away for a second from his video and shakes his head with much dismay. “No,” he sternly says, “but it’ll look nice on the baby,” he quickly adds before returning to the virtual world. His mother slowly nods in agreement as her finger scrolls further down just as we pass countless of wheat fields. They go as far as the eye can reach, but just as my eyes reach the horizon, a thick forest cuts through the scenery. I hear a loud giggle cut through the relative silence of the carriage. It overpowers the chitchat between seat-mates, excusing their way out to get to the bathroom. Suddenly, a small toddler dressed in baby blue shorts and a white shirt bolts down the aisle without his shoes on. I cringe at the thought of the amount of dirt beneath his feet, but everyone else is delighted. He stops briefly at each row to stare at a fellow passenger before he makes his way onto the next one, carrying a smile that causes all the tired eyes to blink a tinge more brightly and stretch their hands out towards him. But he’s gone before they can touch him. He’s like a rockstar at a concert.
We’re passing a lake with the most beautiful houses situated on a mountain by the lake. I want a life like that when I’m old, is all I think. Just imagine the serenity and the peace that you would be able to experience nowhere else.
Despite the giant, dark, ominous clouds stretching out overhead, I feel at peace in this carriage with @philophobis in front of me, in this carriage filled with strangers.
CAN WE ALL JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO WHOLEHEARTEDLY APPRECIATE THIS AND LOVE @potatoesarebetterthanhumans SHES AN AMAZING HUMAN BEING THAT ANYONE WOULD BE HONORED TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER OK THIS WHOLE TRIP WAS A GREAT MEMORY (not so great when you got sicker) AND WE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO IT AGAIN (actually planning next time) this was awesome and you’re an amazing writer babes
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