dan and phil sideblog (phlog)

these builders must be in the most comical situation right now, they’re renovating a house for a guy whose boyfriend says no to all his crazy ideas, but also always hides when they are there. and they only see them in pyjamas and they look super young, but seem slightly offended by being called boyfriends. also the one guy has a bedside drawer full of traumatising crap and the other stalks them on the ring-camera

“they sleep in the same bed” this “they sleep in the same bed” that. ok. fine. but WHICH BED. WHICH ONE WAS THE FAKE ONE. THOSE BEDSHEETS WERE SO ICONIC BUT WHICH ONE WAS FAKE.

Phil's parents first impression of Dan must have been wild. "Phil brought home an Emo boy from the internet and now all our clock batteries are gone"

do i believe dan wants marriage? not necessarily. do i believe dan wants marriage RUMORS? yes absolutely my girl misses there being conspiracies. he’s conspiracyfarming. he misses the thrill of us having something to read into so he can then proceed to make fun of us for it. mutual enrichment

Love that Phil is having fun finally being able to call Dan his boyfriend. Meanwhile Dan is like, that's phusband right there. This is a pharriage.

this was peak loverboy Dan by the way like he willingly sat through that fuckass protein bar while Phil had a 5 star starter even through he is a self proclaimed starter person, he walked Phil through ignoring the cheese in his main course and focusing on the other good flavors (and made sure Phil didn’t have food on his face), “I wish you could try this drink!” cause he loved it so he immediately wanted to share it, he tried to find fruit that didn’t have cheese essence to share and knowing Phil was a dessert person he surprise ordered an additional dessert with white chocolate for Phil to close out the meal all while looking at him with so much love I genuinely felt like I was intruding, all of this in a video where a RAT picks their food 😭