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Yep

Wtf haha

So hot but she's a dude

Lmao

Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Hmmm

Damn!!!

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

I am calling money into my life

Deadass tho I reblogged this and got some money I had been waiting on for months deposited into my account. Not even kidding

Fuck it why not.

Let’s see

The first fart in a relationship is a much more significant milestone than the first kiss.

How true is that statement

Anyone ever wonder about how many strangers’ dreams YOU’VE appeared in as a background character or even a main character after they saw you somewhere in public once and their brain decided to save you face for later on and how they probably woke up thinking real hard about you

Deep

Spending all day in bed eating junk food and watching movies with your spouse is awesome. Spending all day in bed eating junk food and watching movies alone is depression.

So true

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

reblobbed

seriously have nothing to lose

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

Amen

Reblobbed.

I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)

Financials are getting a little rocky here (new job was a pay cut and was supposed to be an hours increase but ended up being more of a cut/lateral move) and I’m still trying to figure out how to downgrade my spending (seriously how can I cancel some of my cable services and end up paying MORE than before fucking packages fucking Verizon…) so in the meantime I could really go for a cash infusion until I get myself sorted.

Ok this is such a ridiculous coincidence but I JUST reblogged this this morning and between then and now my tax refund hit my account 3 days early. Draw your own conclusions.

Windfall

Gonna try

I could really use some extra money

💰💰

👌🏽👌🏽

I need 200 bad 💯

💸💵💴💶💷💰💳

Pleath

I damn well need it

Let’s see if this works

​this worked last night lets go for round two

Creampie eating