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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → Foursome Head Turn

Despite their altercation, Newt is fond of the Niffler. He grins as he tickles its stomach, causing more treasure to pour out.

The erumpent’s quite a fierce creature, almost an indestructible creature. David Yates, he injected it with a playfulness that I hadn’t expected, which is delightful. J.K. Rowling

I believe the man has ejaculated.

“They’re currently in alien terrain, surrounded by millions of the most vicious creatures on the planet. Humans.” - Newt Scamander

My philosophy is “if you worry, you suffer twice”.

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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → Disapparate

Nifflers were rodent-like creatures with a long snout and a coat of black, fluffy fur. Native to Britain, they lived in burrows as deep as twenty feet below ground, and produced six to eight young in a single litter. Nifflers have a pouch on their bellies which holds far more than at first seems possible, like the effects of a Undetectable Extension Charm on a container.

Newt + colours

Newt gazes at Tina, awkwardly affectionate. He gently reaches forward and touches her hair. Lingering for a moment, they stare into each other’s eyes.

Please you don’t understand, nothing in there is dangerous. No, no, don’t hurt those creatures, please! Don’t hurt those creatures there’s nothing in there that’s dangerous. Please! They  are not dangerous.

Newt Scamander

Imagine having hot cocoa and strudel with Newt, Jacob, Tina and Queenie.

When your cute AF but you’re a bad boy.