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@pharma-standing
I have been made aware my superior medical knowledge is needed here.
Seeing as Ratchet is nowhere to be found in this crisis, I will simply have to pick up his slack. Well, I'm sure I will do a much better job than he ever could, anyway.
[buncha tags down here]
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Happy pride month *kissies your forehead*
Pride month? My, humans have the strangest holidays. I personally don't need to dedicate an entire month to being proud of myself, I can simply do that any time.
Regardless, thank you for the... gesture, please refrain from touching me moving forward.
put that thing in a hotdog bun
[okay, now what]
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What about Prowl the police bot?
Or Ratchet the medic?
Or Wheeljack the mechanic?
...what about them? If one of them is sick or injured, they are free to come to me.
Why are you called Pharma if you aren't a Pharmacist?
That makes no fucking sense
It's not like I chose the name. Do you genuinely believe people are only named things that are directly relevant to their eventual permanent profession? That would be like a cop being named Patrol, an escape artist Breakout, or a medic Wrench. It would be ridiculous.
entering my evil arc,.. I called you Parmesan… I growl and turn into a werewolf while ripping off my shirt and drinking MORE BEER and driving with my car carrying contraband with an unregistered trailer going 108 mph in a residential zone while a cop is chasing me and I’m on the wrong side of the road and my lights don’t work and I didn’t stop behind a school bus and I ignored a cop directing traffic while turning left on a red light in a one way street while I don’t move over for an ambulance while I have a suspended license and an uninsured vehicle while leaving the scene of a hit and run while street racing while failing to yield in a roundabout while also simultaneously high with a child in improper seating behind me meanwhile I’m without wearing my seatbelt
@red-alert-standing @prowl-standing @prowling-prowl @ultra-magnus-standing @optima-standing @allspark-floats @tarn-standing
I think this blatant law breaking and endangerment of civilians might interest you.
Has anyone told you your name sounds like Parmesan? :o)
@hashtag-standing
Parmesan? No, I can't say they have. Is that some earthen animal or something?
Nope! It's a kind of cheese
Wait... parmesan... Is that what the insane anonymous asker was going on about??
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hows that cure comin doc
// @vortex-standing
It... has been slow work, so far. The damn thing is surprisingly evasive to damn near every method of study I have subjected it to, and with how infectious it is doing any kind of study, successful or not, takes a ludicrous amounts of preparation.
I'm sure I will find something soon. I'm close, I have to be.
Has anyone told you your name sounds like Parmesan? :o)
@hashtag-standing
Parmesan? No, I can't say they have. Is that some earthen animal or something?
p harma… þharma (thharma) … karma… garma… Parmesan reggiano…. It is neow 28 billion and one ☝️ beers… clocks a ticking #thats what clocks do. FEAST MODE ACTIVATED HASHTAG HUNGRY FEED ME MORE DOT COM
Actually, I've changed my mind. Meet me in my office, I'm going to study your personality matrix.
pharma… pharmaceutical compound… pharmaceutical company… the lethal company one might even say… I am going to inject 28 BAJILLION beers into my blood stream? okay? and then I’m gonna drive around and I’m gonna put my music on and windows down. and it’s gonna be louuuddd asss fuckkkkkk!!!! okay ? you comprehend? When I am done your beautiful self better be there to repair me or am I doing it again until I inevitably crash into your building.
I don't know who sent this, but I will tell you right now that if anyone comes into my medbay poisoned and with a crumpled bumper, I will fix you, and then I will cut you in half and weld you back together backwards, so well that no self respecting medic would attempt to undo the damage for fear of your innermost energon leaking out through your optics. Are we clear?
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You're a doctor,, help me,,
- @cc-acidstorm
Acidstorm? Don't you have a decepticon medic you can go to?
No.. knockout doesn't really tolerate me.. since I defected as a joke a while ago
Me Grimlock follow Acid Storm because me need help too
Grimlock? You too- actually, I should not be surprised by this. Whatever, both of you get-
Primus, is that glitter? Euugh, get it off of me! How did you even- No. Both of you, come on, I'll get you to a medbay and then to quarantine. Grimlock, stop scratching.
Me Grimlock and she Acid Storm already quarantine
That why we at Arby's
Primus, this place really is a mess...
Fine. Do not leave this "Arby's", use this oil on any rust spots, especially hinges, it should at least slow further damage, and Acidstorm how in Primus's name did you get that much glitter on you?!
Flower power.
...What is a flower?
