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he’s started recognising their faces really well, but as one might assume, names are still difficult. thus, he gave him his own names to help him remember and we test them out every day when he asks to watch seventeen videos w me. he really wants to see them in concert when they next come to nx rip me. bonus: everytime we watch them hes like ‘how are they always so hot jeepers!!!!’ or ‘hes so good looking its crazy how are they all so hot’ or ‘that’s my boy!!! my boyyyy’ and laughed his ass off during the boom boom santa version @ dk’s costume. that’s how dokyeom got his name.

s.coups: monkey guy ( at first he said sweaty haired guy bc we watchted the u suju special stage together and then somehow it became monkey ? i dont make the rules he does )

jeonghan: JEONGHANNNNNNN, long hair boy ( his first and forever bias. he has liked him since mansae era bc he has longish hair too and thought jeonghan looked unique and really cool. he also always calls him ‘my boy’ its wonderful ) 

joshua: so josh’s is a new one for him, but it’s america guy or TEXASS even though josh isnt from texas at all the first thing he said when i told him jisoo was american again they aint my rules

jun: cool guy, the hottest guy ( as soon as he saw him he was downright ‘hes the hottest one’ and i cried thats right luka he is )

hoshi: mate guy ( *watching highlight choreo vid* ‘why do you call him mate guy’ ‘cuz… i think he looks like he might have good mates’ i hate this nz slang kjshfjsa )

wonwoo: book guy ( does this need explaining. he saw him with a book and asked if wonwoo liked books the rest is history )

woozi: the cute one, THE CUTEST ONE THERE, HES EVEN CUTER THAN THE OTHER CUTE ONE /dino/, similar praises about him being cute ( again, no explaining needed. he squeals every time woozi appears )

dk: reindeer guy, nice guy, happy one ( he freaked during the boom boom santa vers. no kidding ever since hes pointed him out first he lowkey loves him slfkhs his bias wrecker one might say )

mingyu: tall guy, smiling guy ( mingyu is always smiling every single stage so it just stuck. the tall thing explains itself he was amazed by mingyu’s height at first he said *watching the show me your love stage* ‘HIS LEGS ARE RIGHT NEXT TO HIS BODY’ which in lukas language was his legs go all the way up to the fucking sky wtf’ yk )

the8: pink guy, bb-8 ( he also recognises him easily, remember hes just started recognising them during boom boom era so in the choreo vid for highlight he’s bb-8 and everywhere else he’s pink guy. he sees the red hair as pink, as we’re redheads and he considers that to be pink?? idk either )

seungkwan: bond guy ( bond came from blonde. he recognises seungkwan damn fast and thinks hes also very cute, but cool, too )

vernon: face guy, your bIAS, HES SO HOT its ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE /HE JUST LEARNT THOSE TWO WORDS AND LOVES THEM,, I SHIT YOU NOT HE SAID THIS I BURST OUT LAUGHING HES GENUINELY A FANBOY I COULDN’T BE EXAGGERATING IF I TRIED/ ( face guy bc i explained to him that whenever i see his face my heart flutters so he gets that from there. :’) 

dino: DINOsaur, other cute guy, ‘dancing team bias’ ( he immediately chose him as his perf team bias in the choreo vid and reitirated it many times i. cried. ‘yup hes definitely definitely my bias. hes so cool’ also he loves dinosaurs still so it was natural . )

2016’s Top Web Stuff

Assorted stuff from the internet.

1. danisnotonfire 2. AmazingPhil 3. RWBY +8 4. Homestuck −1 5. Jacksepticeye +12 6. Markiplier −1 7. Carmilla −3 

8. Game Grumps +2 9. Thomas Sanders −3 10. Critical Role 11. Achievement Hunter −2 12. PewDiePie 13. Connor Franta −1 14. Eddsworld 15. Tyler Oakley −7 16. Check, Please!  17. Welcome to Night Vale −3

18. LeafyIsHere  19. Willyrex 20. Red vs. Blue −7

2016’s Top K-Pop

Once you K-pop the fun don’t K-stop.

1. Bangtan Boys

2. EXO 3. GOT7 +2 4. SEVENTEEN 5. SHINee −2 6. VIXX 7. B.A.P +5 8. Monsta X 9. NCT 10. Big Bang −3 11. iKON +3 12. Girls’ Generation −4

13. Red Velvet −3 14. Twice 15. f(x) −6 16. Mamamoo +1 17. Infinite −6 18. 2NE1 −2 19. BLACKPINK 20. Block B −5

main character is a strong (literally) female with a desire only to achieve her dreams of becoming a weightlifter, no exceptions to the femininity and such an actual weightlifter would need to sacrifice, and shows the negative influences society’s perception of gender can have on even the most confident. let’s her be sure of her love, and courageous, but never lets that take way from deeper emotions she may feel while also developing the concept of someone seen as an unstoppable and a forever-positive ace being prone to states of extreme sadness as well as numbness.

male lead is popular, handsome, and yet is diagnosed with anxiety and suffers from a few forms of trauma, but instead of giving him a ridiculously unfortunate past and present makes use of the idea that he may be in a safe, loving and wonderful household, but a safe, wonderful and loving family can’t be the sole source of healing, and therefore he still struggles with the responsibility of being unable to express his feelings to them.

no ridiculous expectations of beauty are encouraged nor is weight shaming involved, in fact they do the opposite of glorifying eating disorders by bluntly expressing their worst effects on people and even having characters seen as less-than-heroes showing sincere worry and want to help.

refuses to romanticise unrequited love, showing how the most innocent, self-assured and outstanding can be heavily affected. nor do they idealise mental health issues, and shows characters experiencing onset depression in realistic scenes of distress, in no way sugar coating the effects and possible confusion felt by whomever is going through those things. lets relationships form gradually, with ups and downs like ones in the real world, not using huge gestures of affection to make an audience bias a couple but rather opts for the casual, smaller things that can mean the world to someone suffering.

even the press finds him cute

bonus:

Q: What is behind the casting of Taehyung for the role of Hansung?