DISAPPOINTMENT

Fuck me as hard as my anxiety does

The Platypus and the Echidna are the only two animals that produce both eggs and milk, giving them the unique ability to make their own custard.

damn this animal smells like kush!!!

hey does anyone have any tomato juice

Did you get sprayed by a skunk?

I dont know what a "skunk" is but this gay rat made me smell like shit

History in a nutshell

Since it’s National Coming Out Day, I’d like to take the time to formally announce that I’m coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I want it all it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this it was only a kiss it was only a kiss

are you “i look worse with my glasses on” team or “i look worse without my glasses on” team?

I look fucking ugly all the time

i know i made this post but Mood

(over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker