Phan

Take me down to Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls be pretty, didn’t make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your ass gets dumb ooO I’ve! Become so numb! I can feel you there!

You’ve exactly captured the way my brain processes songs.

pretty fucked up that cold drinks get hot while hot drinks get cold.. bitch stay at the temperature i put u at

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to post memes on tumblr dot com

idk if im reblogging more for the butt or the cat

It’s like the chicken

that’s because it’s based on the technology that stabilizes cameras, which is based on chickens

What about like, muslim vampires who aren’t affected by the cross and can go out in the sun because their hijabs give them protection.

now THATS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE