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My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly
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What fact amazes you every time you think of it?
I’m never going to die, ever.
I feel like oscillating
Wow people really forget this comic is a psychological thriller and not a sweet romance
@ me to y'all complaining about this ch
Yikes

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今日めっちゃ舐めてくる
@thotchim @superiorthirst @mochibat
Me: It’s your eleventh birthday do you know what that means?
Sister: That I can finally sleep over at a friend’s house?
Me: No it means that you are eligible to go to Hogwarts
Me: Jeez kids these days with their priorities
this is a mosquito hate blog
mosquitos are so stupid they dont fcking even have toes
i got the most relatable spam email

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red hot silly peppers :)
deadass this is the funniest fucking thing ive seen this year
Friendly reminder to relax your shoulders if they’re tense

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(YOU BETTER STOP vine voice) YOU BETTER SLEEP
it’s 10am. you’ve been a your humble office job for one and a half hours. you hear an announcement over the intercom, loud and booming: “the boss is dead :3 im youwr new boss now (^ω^) “
tension and fear is thick in the atmosphere; most people are frozen to their spinning chairs. Suzan from accounting is crying and jared the [redacted] is pissing. no one is willing to speak or move.
suddenly, you hear a slow intake of breath over the intercom, along with the unmistakeable wet noice of someone licking their lips and swallowing saliva. your name is called to the new boss’s office
you stand, shaky and wary, and make your way to the door that states:
what was behind that door will surely surprise you
a distorted voice calls to you.
“come in, @otaku-jim-777 :3. we mean you no harm (*´ω`*)” .
sweat is pouring out of every pore as you twist the door handle.