biting into the afterlife as we go

What with how the past several decades of Dracula adaptations have been going, I feel like there's a golden opportunity for a meta version that appears to be going the "reincarnated One True Love" route at first, only for Mina to quickly figure out that this is just a pickup line/recurring scam Dracula dusts off every century or two. I'm picturing one of the Brides taking a weary drag on a cigarette all like "he said he'd crossed Oceans of Time to find you too, huh?"

The world may be in shambles but at least I’m getting letters from my good friend Jonathan Harker

dracula lying on the couch flipping through tourist guides to england is so funny. every dracula adaptation should include that scene

I had this realization the first time I tried Dracula Daily but the fact Jonathan Harker has a portable Kodak camera still really drives home to me how recent this story is.

Surely this year, my good friend Jonathan Harker is gonna get the hot girl summer he deserves.

gosh my good friend jonathan harker is so excited for his upcoming trip starting on the 3rd of May I sure do hope he has a great time and that nothing bad happens to him

Looking out the window waiting for the mailman to come with my letter and by window I mean email and by mailman I mean substack and by letter I mean correspondance from jonathan harker

the offseason’s coming to a close, dracula be upon ye