I am a little messiah

carolinaofrp:

Seriously?

I don’t do drugs and I’m not a prostitute. Also, I have friends. So I don’t need to be a part of your egotistical “charity work.” 

Unattractive and dumb. I can't wait to see what you fail to make of yourself.

Yes. You’ve made that clear every single day.

Not clear enough since you're still here.

Well, people make mistakes.

And that's the biggest one I've ever made.

I’m done talking about that, because you’re wrong and I have witnesses. You still manage to keep talking back. You came up to me, in fact. Why the fuck do you keep up conversations with me if you don’t like me?

It's charity work. I like to talk to all the druggie prostitots when I'm not working. Show them what it's like to amount to something.

Listen, I’m really sorry about that insensitive comment. I was just trying to be mean to you like you are with me. And wow, you remember that incident?

You'd have to actually say something hurtful to be mean to me. Yes, and regret it everyday.

You wanna talk about insensitive comments? Really? That’s pretty hilarious coming from you.

It's time like this where I wish I would've left you in the woods.

You not talking is music to my ears.

Saying something like that to a deaf person is rather insensitive.

Work hard, play hard. Yeah feel??

First of all, I know I don’t look as young as thirteen. So you can kindly shut the fuck up, thanks. And I probably would’ve called you an idiot anyway, simply because you get on all my goddamn nerves.

You do though. Willow Smith looks older than you, and she is thirteen. I don't get on all of them, because you still manage to keep talking.

You’re a douchebag sometimes but you’re hot so it’s okay.

I'm glad someone sees it the way I do.

Oh yeah I just had a grand old time getting 2 hours of sleep a night then showing up at an unreasonably early hour just to have my hair and face poked and prodded and pulled and then put into some ridiculous outfit where I then have to walk down a narrow strip of flooring with flashing cameras all around me and then going back home at one in the morning jUST TO HAVE THE SAME PROCESS DONE THE NEXT DAY FOR FIVE. DAMN. DAYS.

I'd apologize for laughing at you, but that's not really in my nature.

You may be able to be sarcastic, but you’re oblivious when others are.

It's called playing along.

Four shows in five days. I never want to see another goddamn can of hairspray ever again.

Sounds like you had fun.