Whatever comes to mind~

My sleeping schedule is usually bad (On school days I sleep at around midnight and wake up at 7:45am and on the other days I sleep at around 2am and wake up at noon or 1pm), but for the past week and a half its been terrible (school days range from 4-6 am to 7:45am, other days from 3-6am to past noon).

This makes me sleep during the day, and sometimes while I’m waiting for my online classes to start. So far I have missed 2 classes and was late to 2 others because of my sleep schedule.

I probably failed my last major assessment for science and I’ll probably fail my last 2 art assignments. It’s a good and bad thing that break starts after classes tomorrow. The good thing is that I can fix my sleeping schedule so that I don’t sleep during the day. The bad thing is that my art teacher won’t accept late assignments, and I have no clue on what to do for my last major in their class. 

I told him I'm either cutting bodies or saving lives

He asked me why (referring to the 1st part)

I believe that was your first day on the job. It's ok. :)

Just make sure next time to get the right person next time. You tried getting my sister instead of me. I don't want you to get fired. :)

"He took my dime!"

She looked so disappointed and said

"That's why you're fighting?"

I told her "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW POOR I AM, MOTHER"

We all started laughing but I started crying, too.