pea for brains

letd go eat parts of that guys car

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

the way the fundamental innovation of this website was to take the idea of blogs and let them comment on each other’s posts while allowing the conversation to flow in all directions (something that was previously really hard and unstandardized) and now 20 years later they’re like “actually we want to severely limit how these conversations flow” guys that’s. that’s just blogs again???

like reblogs were ALREADY their own posts. that’s why we used to be able to edit them! the brilliant technological advancement was to make notes on a reblog bubble up to the OP. this change just. turns off the core killer feature of this website???

fuck you *untumbles your blog*

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

I remember people talking about how this post was problematic because people actually get locked in basements and therefore finding this funny makes you a bad person. And I lowkey agreed