petuntse

i’m jealous of the city pigeons. no work for them. just eat hot chip and flapflap

not at all jealous of the applied behavioural psychology basement pigeons. all work 0.8 chip no flapflap

the muffin man is some kind of threat, yet nobody considers the threat of the cabbage woman…

bitch how dare you speak of my mother this way she wouldn't harm a fly

she might harm me though. i’ve seen the way she can move furniture

she's really very old, if you don't let her dream there's basically no way for her to catch you

i can’t control what your mother dreams about, and what if it’s the cabbage part that we’ve actually got to look out for? i reckon she could use it as a projectile if sufficiently enraged

the muffin man is some kind of threat, yet nobody considers the threat of the cabbage woman…

bitch how dare you speak of my mother this way she wouldn't harm a fly

she might harm me though. i’ve seen the way she can move furniture

she's really very old, if you don't let her dream there's basically no way for her to catch you

the muffin man is some kind of threat, yet nobody considers the threat of the cabbage woman…

bitch how dare you speak of my mother this way she wouldn't harm a fly