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the thing about tom paris is that if harry ever dated a guy who wasn’t him he’d be seething so hard about it like genuinely rancid vibes and everyone would immediately assume he’s homophobic they’d be like “damn tom you should’ve left that one in the 1950s” and tom would be like “i’m not homophobic i just hate seeing harry kiss and touch and be affectionate with another man” and b’elanna would be like “well you didn’t hate when you caught me and seven making out in the jeffries tubes” and tom would be like “well that’s different” and b’elanna would be like “oh so you’re fetishizing lesbians now huh”. the only person who wouldn’t genuinely believe that tom is homophobic is chakotay because he heard that tom managed to hook up with like three guys during the 5 minutes he was in the maquis (b’elanna was too busy being toxic with seska to notice and tuvok didn’t care enough to remember) but he’d go along with it anyways because he’s a hater

Trowa: Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving extremely late and with an iced coffee. Please respect that.

green tiles.

people with severe executive dysfunction think like this and by people I mean me