The Brands at a Party
Angelic Pretty: Hosting, won’t get drunk until everyone else does. Has a 75cl of bubbly, several glasses, and a serving tray in the hidden pockets of her OP. Baby The Stars Shine Bright: Won’t drink anything that doesn’t look cute. Took up cocktail making for the occasion and makes cocktails to match people’s coords. Alice and the Pirates: Brought whiskey in a hip flask. Doesn’t drink whiskey but needs it for the aesthetic. Ends up trading said whiskey with Putumayo for something softer. Metamorphose: Brings Balloons. Dances on tables while fully sober. Slides down banisters after two shots. Is held back from swinging on a chandelier after five more by Physical Drop. Victorian Maiden: Was overcome by thirst ten minutes in and mistook a bottle of vodka for “really fancy water”. Claims not to be drunk, just “really upset about the water”. Innocent World: Designated driver and Victorian Maiden’s babysitter. Brought baked goods. Compliments AP’s interior design, takes notes. Mary Magdalene: Claims not to drink much, but didn’t notice losing a shoe and half the flowers in her bonnet. Tries to dance with Moitié, goes about as well as you’d expect. Moi-Meme-Moitié: Drinking absinthe in a far corner of the room. Everyone thinks he’s being mysterious and silent, but he’s actually too drunk to talk.
Meanwhile, Dangerous Nude has already downed half the punch bowl, made it outside, and is in the process of being arrested for drunken and disorderly conduct. Juliette et Justine is trying to sweetly talk the officer out of it, apparently perfectly sober, but only because she’s always drinking and has an inhuman tolerance. She brought her cat along, which everyone has long since accepted as normal.
