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I am going to set my dog on this man and I’m honestly being serious at this point

Do it.

Let's not. Who knows how he will react? I don't want to accidentally endanger our dog.

You’re right. I’m just getting a bit emotional. I value our dear dog’s life much more than his…

That's fair.

Consider, though - it would be funny to give the bloke a good scare. Just a little one. Nothing that'll get the dog hurt.

It might be. But we still need to consider the chance that he can threaten us legally because we "set our dog on him". And i don't want that either.

But then he would have to admit in a court of law that he came here to harrass you, right? It's honestly flawless.

He’s a lawyer, kid. He can bend things to his own will. Never trust a lawyer.

You're just saying that because you don't like Marius.

Eponine sighs.

Fine, we won't let your dog attack him. So what's the plan instead?

I guess I pass as a gentleman when I want to. And if Fantine is, to Tholomyes’ knowledge, my daughter. I don’t think he’d risk the anger of a man he deems respectable. Perhaps I could wear something a bit less battered and simply watch what they are doing? What’s the word…I don’t do these sorts of things…ah, chaperone.

I think we should sic @private-detective-javert-offical on him. You think a man like him would be afraid of the law?

I wouldn’t mind sinking my teeth into him so to speak.

Please don’t literally bite him.

No no I think that's fine actually @private-detective-javert-offical

Don’t worry.

That is a last resort.

Well…if you must.

Yay I like threatening assholes with physical violence :D

Where in God’s name did you come from?!

Gav shrugs. He's crunching on an apple as he sits on Valjean's bed.

I've been here all day. It's warm and you have snacks. I'm never leaving.

Uhh…sure. There’s a little spare room in the basement.

#this poor man he sounds so disconcerted lmao

Huh. I guess Eponine was right about you.

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I am going to set my dog on this man and I’m honestly being serious at this point

Do it.

Let's not. Who knows how he will react? I don't want to accidentally endanger our dog.

You’re right. I’m just getting a bit emotional. I value our dear dog’s life much more than his…

That's fair.

Consider, though - it would be funny to give the bloke a good scare. Just a little one. Nothing that'll get the dog hurt.

It might be. But we still need to consider the chance that he can threaten us legally because we "set our dog on him". And i don't want that either.

But then he would have to admit in a court of law that he came here to harrass you, right? It's honestly flawless.

He’s a lawyer, kid. He can bend things to his own will. Never trust a lawyer.

You're just saying that because you don't like Marius.

Eponine sighs.

Fine, we won't let your dog attack him. So what's the plan instead?

I think we should sic @private-detective-javert-offical on him. You think a man like him would be afraid of the law?

I wouldn’t mind sinking my teeth into him so to speak.

Please don’t literally bite him.

No no I think that's fine actually @private-detective-javert-offical

Don’t worry.

That is a last resort.

Well…if you must.

Yay I like threatening assholes with physical violence :D

Where in God’s name did you come from?!

#the contrast between Gav “I'm never leaving” and Ep being a skittish feral cat is hilarious to me

Gav shrugs. He's crunching on an apple as he sits on Valjean's bed.

I've been here all day. It's warm and you have snacks. I'm never leaving.

I am going to set my dog on this man and I’m honestly being serious at this point

Do it.

Let's not. Who knows how he will react? I don't want to accidentally endanger our dog.

You’re right. I’m just getting a bit emotional. I value our dear dog’s life much more than his…

That's fair.

Consider, though - it would be funny to give the bloke a good scare. Just a little one. Nothing that'll get the dog hurt.

It might be. But we still need to consider the chance that he can threaten us legally because we "set our dog on him". And i don't want that either.

But then he would have to admit in a court of law that he came here to harrass you, right? It's honestly flawless.

He’s a lawyer, kid. He can bend things to his own will. Never trust a lawyer.

You're just saying that because you don't like Marius.

Eponine sighs.

Fine, we won't let your dog attack him. So what's the plan instead?

I think we should sic @private-detective-javert-offical on him. You think a man like him would be afraid of the law?

I wouldn’t mind sinking my teeth into him so to speak.

Please don’t literally bite him.

No no I think that's fine actually @private-detective-javert-offical

Don’t worry.

That is a last resort.

Well…if you must.

Yay I like threatening assholes with physical violence :D

mist-the-kittycat

Babygirl u don't even know how much more awkward I can make this interaction

Mister, is my sister still in here? And is that nasty bloke still here? She ain't in trouble with him, is she?

@petit-gamin

No, she’s still here. I mean, uh. Yes, she’s still here, and no, she hasn’t gotten into trouble with Tholomyes yet. Were you eavesdropping as well?!

'Course I was. You didn't think I'd miss all the fun, didya? Besides, I couldn't leave Miss Cosette all alone at a time like this! I'm a gentleman!

An eleven year old gentleman? To my knowledge, gentlemen don’t eavesdrop.

Whatever. It’s not important right now. Your care for my daughter is much appreciated.

Again, I'm TWELVE!!

What's goin' on?

An old acquaintance of Fantine is here. He’s caused…some problems for her in the past.

Yeah, yeah, we know he's Cosette's father. You don't have to lie to me. What kind of problems? What's he here to do now?

God only knows. I don’t like it. And I can hardly tell a 13 year old.

Gavroche scoffs.

Oh please, don't patronize me just cuz I'm little. I'm hardly innocent. I was able to tell Eponine who that Bamabatrois fella you mentioned was!

Bambatois?

How much do you know? About the teeth, the hair, all of it.

What? Nothing, I just told Ep he spends his money on booze and women, I don't know him personally. That's all I know, I swear!!

She seemed like she figured out some stuff when I said that but she wouldn't tell me or Cosette or Zelma.

Good. You’re both far too young…

Too young for what, Mister?!

Gavroche is getting tired of all the secrets.

You’re ten. You’re too young for a lot of things.

Then again, I guess you know what topping is. So I wouldn’t put it past you. *sigh*

Why are you asking about Bambatois, anyhow?

We heard you mention him to your boyfriend. You said the nasty guy reminds you of him so Eponine asked me if I knew who he was.

Right.

He was a man who attacked Fantine, many years ago. Javert let him go Scot free back then, though he’s changed his mind now.

Gavroche's eyes widen.

And that's who this guy reminds you of??

Yes, I fear. I do suffer from paranoia, so I hope it is merely a case of that, but something tells me that rationality is on my side.

Eponine won't be psyched if anything happens to the lady. I have a feeling she really loves her, more than she lets on.

Gavroche eyes Valjean.

And you.

…

If so,then it’s not important right now. Fantine is the priority.

Gavroche scratches his head and shuffles his feet awkwardly.

I reckon this is all my fault, Mister. I brought that bloke here. I didn't know he was gonna cause all this trouble. He seemed perfectly nice and he asked where your house was and he paid me so I showed him.

...sorry.

He sighs heavily.

You made a mistake. You’re just a kid, I forgive you. Just…don’t bring anyone here in the future. No matter who it is. I don’t trust strangers near my house in the first place. And if he paid you, then why didn’t you accept my money?

I won't. I swear it.

Gavroche looks so earnest that Valjean can tell he means it.

I take payment for a job well done, I don't take charity.

Think of it as paying my debts to your sister. Not charity.

Gavroche considers it.

I'll talk to her. If she thinks that's fair, then I'd be delighted to take your money.

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Mister, is my sister still in here? And is that nasty bloke still here? She ain't in trouble with him, is she?

@petit-gamin

No, she’s still here. I mean, uh. Yes, she’s still here, and no, she hasn’t gotten into trouble with Tholomyes yet. Were you eavesdropping as well?!

'Course I was. You didn't think I'd miss all the fun, didya? Besides, I couldn't leave Miss Cosette all alone at a time like this! I'm a gentleman!

An eleven year old gentleman? To my knowledge, gentlemen don’t eavesdrop.

Whatever. It’s not important right now. Your care for my daughter is much appreciated.

Again, I'm TWELVE!!

What's goin' on?

An old acquaintance of Fantine is here. He’s caused…some problems for her in the past.

Yeah, yeah, we know he's Cosette's father. You don't have to lie to me. What kind of problems? What's he here to do now?

God only knows. I don’t like it. And I can hardly tell a 13 year old.

Gavroche scoffs.

Oh please, don't patronize me just cuz I'm little. I'm hardly innocent. I was able to tell Eponine who that Bamabatrois fella you mentioned was!

Bambatois?

How much do you know? About the teeth, the hair, all of it.

What? Nothing, I just told Ep he spends his money on booze and women, I don't know him personally. That's all I know, I swear!!

She seemed like she figured out some stuff when I said that but she wouldn't tell me or Cosette or Zelma.

Good. You’re both far too young…

Too young for what, Mister?!

Gavroche is getting tired of all the secrets.

You’re ten. You’re too young for a lot of things.

Then again, I guess you know what topping is. So I wouldn’t put it past you. *sigh*

Why are you asking about Bambatois, anyhow?

We heard you mention him to your boyfriend. You said the nasty guy reminds you of him so Eponine asked me if I knew who he was.

Right.

He was a man who attacked Fantine, many years ago. Javert let him go Scot free back then, though he’s changed his mind now.

Gavroche's eyes widen.

And that's who this guy reminds you of??

Yes, I fear. I do suffer from paranoia, so I hope it is merely a case of that, but something tells me that rationality is on my side.

Eponine won't be psyched if anything happens to the lady. I have a feeling she really loves her, more than she lets on.

Gavroche eyes Valjean.

And you.

…

If so,then it’s not important right now. Fantine is the priority.

Gavroche scratches his head and shuffles his feet awkwardly.

...sorry.

He sighs heavily.

I won't. I swear it.

Gavroche looks so earnest that Valjean can tell he means it.

I take payment for a job well done, I don't take charity.

Mister, is my sister still in here? And is that nasty bloke still here? She ain't in trouble with him, is she?

@petit-gamin

No, she’s still here. I mean, uh. Yes, she’s still here, and no, she hasn’t gotten into trouble with Tholomyes yet. Were you eavesdropping as well?!

'Course I was. You didn't think I'd miss all the fun, didya? Besides, I couldn't leave Miss Cosette all alone at a time like this! I'm a gentleman!

An eleven year old gentleman? To my knowledge, gentlemen don’t eavesdrop.

Whatever. It’s not important right now. Your care for my daughter is much appreciated.

Again, I'm TWELVE!!

What's goin' on?

An old acquaintance of Fantine is here. He’s caused…some problems for her in the past.

Yeah, yeah, we know he's Cosette's father. You don't have to lie to me. What kind of problems? What's he here to do now?

God only knows. I don’t like it. And I can hardly tell a 13 year old.

Gavroche scoffs.

Oh please, don't patronize me just cuz I'm little. I'm hardly innocent. I was able to tell Eponine who that Bamabatrois fella you mentioned was!

Bambatois?

How much do you know? About the teeth, the hair, all of it.

What? Nothing, I just told Ep he spends his money on booze and women, I don't know him personally. That's all I know, I swear!!

She seemed like she figured out some stuff when I said that but she wouldn't tell me or Cosette or Zelma.

Good. You’re both far too young…

Too young for what, Mister?!

Gavroche is getting tired of all the secrets.

You’re ten. You’re too young for a lot of things.

Then again, I guess you know what topping is. So I wouldn’t put it past you. *sigh*

Why are you asking about Bambatois, anyhow?

We heard you mention him to your boyfriend. You said the nasty guy reminds you of him so Eponine asked me if I knew who he was.

Right.

He was a man who attacked Fantine, many years ago. Javert let him go Scot free back then, though he’s changed his mind now.

Gavroche's eyes widen.

And that's who this guy reminds you of??

Yes, I fear. I do suffer from paranoia, so I hope it is merely a case of that, but something tells me that rationality is on my side.

Eponine won't be psyched if anything happens to the lady. I have a feeling she really loves her, more than she lets on.

Gavroche eyes Valjean.

And you.

…

If so,then it’s not important right now. Fantine is the priority.

Gavroche scratches his head and shuffles his feet awkwardly.

...sorry.

hiveswap

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

#I love letting him annoy his sister lol

@only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare

Must be hereditary

koiagain

Being 11 was terrible i would not wish it on anyone

lemon-labia

i want an uncrustable and to die

Priorities

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Mister, is my sister still in here? And is that nasty bloke still here? She ain't in trouble with him, is she?

@petit-gamin

No, she’s still here. I mean, uh. Yes, she’s still here, and no, she hasn’t gotten into trouble with Tholomyes yet. Were you eavesdropping as well?!

'Course I was. You didn't think I'd miss all the fun, didya? Besides, I couldn't leave Miss Cosette all alone at a time like this! I'm a gentleman!

An eleven year old gentleman? To my knowledge, gentlemen don’t eavesdrop.

Whatever. It’s not important right now. Your care for my daughter is much appreciated.

Again, I'm TWELVE!!

What's goin' on?

An old acquaintance of Fantine is here. He’s caused…some problems for her in the past.

Yeah, yeah, we know he's Cosette's father. You don't have to lie to me. What kind of problems? What's he here to do now?

God only knows. I don’t like it. And I can hardly tell a 13 year old.

Gavroche scoffs.

Oh please, don't patronize me just cuz I'm little. I'm hardly innocent. I was able to tell Eponine who that Bamabatrois fella you mentioned was!

Bambatois?

How much do you know? About the teeth, the hair, all of it.

What? Nothing, I just told Ep he spends his money on booze and women, I don't know him personally. That's all I know, I swear!!

She seemed like she figured out some stuff when I said that but she wouldn't tell me or Cosette or Zelma.

Good. You’re both far too young…

Too young for what, Mister?!

Gavroche is getting tired of all the secrets.

You’re ten. You’re too young for a lot of things.

Then again, I guess you know what topping is. So I wouldn’t put it past you. *sigh*

Why are you asking about Bambatois, anyhow?

We heard you mention him to your boyfriend. You said the nasty guy reminds you of him so Eponine asked me if I knew who he was.

Right.

He was a man who attacked Fantine, many years ago. Javert let him go Scot free back then, though he’s changed his mind now.

Gavroche's eyes widen.

And that's who this guy reminds you of??

Yes, I fear. I do suffer from paranoia, so I hope it is merely a case of that, but something tells me that rationality is on my side.

#young people are so perceptive lol

Eponine won't be psyched if anything happens to the lady. I have a feeling she really loves her, more than she lets on.

Gavroche eyes Valjean.

And you.

Mister, is my sister still in here? And is that nasty bloke still here? She ain't in trouble with him, is she?

@petit-gamin

No, she’s still here. I mean, uh. Yes, she’s still here, and no, she hasn’t gotten into trouble with Tholomyes yet. Were you eavesdropping as well?!

'Course I was. You didn't think I'd miss all the fun, didya? Besides, I couldn't leave Miss Cosette all alone at a time like this! I'm a gentleman!

An eleven year old gentleman? To my knowledge, gentlemen don’t eavesdrop.

Whatever. It’s not important right now. Your care for my daughter is much appreciated.

Again, I'm TWELVE!!

What's goin' on?

An old acquaintance of Fantine is here. He’s caused…some problems for her in the past.

Yeah, yeah, we know he's Cosette's father. You don't have to lie to me. What kind of problems? What's he here to do now?

God only knows. I don’t like it. And I can hardly tell a 13 year old.

Gavroche scoffs.

Oh please, don't patronize me just cuz I'm little. I'm hardly innocent. I was able to tell Eponine who that Bamabatrois fella you mentioned was!

Bambatois?

How much do you know? About the teeth, the hair, all of it.

What? Nothing, I just told Ep he spends his money on booze and women, I don't know him personally. That's all I know, I swear!!

She seemed like she figured out some stuff when I said that but she wouldn't tell me or Cosette or Zelma.

Good. You’re both far too young…

Too young for what, Mister?!

Gavroche is getting tired of all the secrets.

You’re ten. You’re too young for a lot of things.

Then again, I guess you know what topping is. So I wouldn’t put it past you. *sigh*

Why are you asking about Bambatois, anyhow?

We heard you mention him to your boyfriend. You said the nasty guy reminds you of him so Eponine asked me if I knew who he was.

Right.

He was a man who attacked Fantine, many years ago. Javert let him go Scot free back then, though he’s changed his mind now.

Gavroche's eyes widen.

And that's who this guy reminds you of??

Mister, is my sister still in here? And is that nasty bloke still here? She ain't in trouble with him, is she?

@petit-gamin

No, she’s still here. I mean, uh. Yes, she’s still here, and no, she hasn’t gotten into trouble with Tholomyes yet. Were you eavesdropping as well?!

'Course I was. You didn't think I'd miss all the fun, didya? Besides, I couldn't leave Miss Cosette all alone at a time like this! I'm a gentleman!

An eleven year old gentleman? To my knowledge, gentlemen don’t eavesdrop.

Whatever. It’s not important right now. Your care for my daughter is much appreciated.

Again, I'm TWELVE!!

What's goin' on?

An old acquaintance of Fantine is here. He’s caused…some problems for her in the past.

Yeah, yeah, we know he's Cosette's father. You don't have to lie to me. What kind of problems? What's he here to do now?

God only knows. I don’t like it. And I can hardly tell a 13 year old.

Gavroche scoffs.

Oh please, don't patronize me just cuz I'm little. I'm hardly innocent. I was able to tell Eponine who that Bamabatrois fella you mentioned was!

Bambatois?

How much do you know? About the teeth, the hair, all of it.

What? Nothing, I just told Ep he spends his money on booze and women, I don't know him personally. That's all I know, I swear!!

She seemed like she figured out some stuff when I said that but she wouldn't tell me or Cosette or Zelma.

Good. You’re both far too young…

Too young for what, Mister?!

Gavroche is getting tired of all the secrets.

You’re ten. You’re too young for a lot of things.

Then again, I guess you know what topping is. So I wouldn’t put it past you. *sigh*

Why are you asking about Bambatois, anyhow?

We heard you mention him to your boyfriend. You said the nasty guy reminds you of him so Eponine asked me if I knew who he was.

Mister, is my sister still in here? And is that nasty bloke still here? She ain't in trouble with him, is she?

@petit-gamin

No, she’s still here. I mean, uh. Yes, she’s still here, and no, she hasn’t gotten into trouble with Tholomyes yet. Were you eavesdropping as well?!

'Course I was. You didn't think I'd miss all the fun, didya? Besides, I couldn't leave Miss Cosette all alone at a time like this! I'm a gentleman!

An eleven year old gentleman? To my knowledge, gentlemen don’t eavesdrop.

Whatever. It’s not important right now. Your care for my daughter is much appreciated.

Again, I'm TWELVE!!

What's goin' on?

An old acquaintance of Fantine is here. He’s caused…some problems for her in the past.

Yeah, yeah, we know he's Cosette's father. You don't have to lie to me. What kind of problems? What's he here to do now?

God only knows. I don’t like it. And I can hardly tell a 13 year old.

Gavroche scoffs.

Oh please, don't patronize me just cuz I'm little. I'm hardly innocent. I was able to tell Eponine who that Bamabatrois fella you mentioned was!

Bambatois?

How much do you know? About the teeth, the hair, all of it.

What? Nothing, I just told Ep he spends his money on booze and women, I don't know him personally. That's all I know, I swear!!

She seemed like she figured out some stuff when I said that but she wouldn't tell me or Cosette or Zelma.

Good. You’re both far too young…

Too young for what, Mister?!

Gavroche is getting tired of all the secrets.

Mister, is my sister still in here? And is that nasty bloke still here? She ain't in trouble with him, is she?

@petit-gamin

No, she’s still here. I mean, uh. Yes, she’s still here, and no, she hasn’t gotten into trouble with Tholomyes yet. Were you eavesdropping as well?!

'Course I was. You didn't think I'd miss all the fun, didya? Besides, I couldn't leave Miss Cosette all alone at a time like this! I'm a gentleman!

An eleven year old gentleman? To my knowledge, gentlemen don’t eavesdrop.

Whatever. It’s not important right now. Your care for my daughter is much appreciated.

Again, I'm TWELVE!!

What's goin' on?

An old acquaintance of Fantine is here. He’s caused…some problems for her in the past.

Yeah, yeah, we know he's Cosette's father. You don't have to lie to me. What kind of problems? What's he here to do now?

God only knows. I don’t like it. And I can hardly tell a 13 year old.

Gavroche scoffs.

Oh please, don't patronize me just cuz I'm little. I'm hardly innocent. I was able to tell Eponine who that Bamabatrois fella you mentioned was!

Bambatois?

How much do you know? About the teeth, the hair, all of it.

What? Nothing, I just told Ep he spends his money on booze and women, I don't know him personally. That's all I know, I swear!!

She seemed like she figured out some stuff when I said that but she wouldn't tell me or Cosette or Zelma.

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Mister, is my sister still in here? And is that nasty bloke still here? She ain't in trouble with him, is she?

@petit-gamin

No, she’s still here. I mean, uh. Yes, she’s still here, and no, she hasn’t gotten into trouble with Tholomyes yet. Were you eavesdropping as well?!

'Course I was. You didn't think I'd miss all the fun, didya? Besides, I couldn't leave Miss Cosette all alone at a time like this! I'm a gentleman!

An eleven year old gentleman? To my knowledge, gentlemen don’t eavesdrop.

Whatever. It’s not important right now. Your care for my daughter is much appreciated.

Again, I'm TWELVE!!

What's goin' on?

An old acquaintance of Fantine is here. He’s caused…some problems for her in the past.

Yeah, yeah, we know he's Cosette's father. You don't have to lie to me. What kind of problems? What's he here to do now?

God only knows. I don’t like it. And I can hardly tell a 13 year old.

#kiddo it may have been a bad idea to mention that

Gavroche scoffs.

Oh please, don't patronize me just cuz I'm little. I'm hardly innocent. I was able to tell Eponine who that Bamabatrois fella you mentioned was!

*several loud knocks on the door could be heard*

Bonjour! Is that the god forsaken rue Plumet 55?

@cigarettes-and-civilcode

*He opens the door.*

Bonjour?

Ah, really nice to meet you.

*slightly tips his hat*

Does monsieur Valjean live here? I was informed that this is supposed to be the correct address. But I'm not particularly interested in him, rather a woman who was seen here with him.

*calls from upstairs* Javert, who is it?

I know not!

@cigarettes-and-civilcode

*he comes downstairs to talk to Tholomyes*

You seem to have the wrong address. No women live here, and my name is not Valjean, it is Ultime Fauchelevent. What business have you?

Oh really? What nonsense this has turned out to be! I swear people will say anything just to get more money... My apologies, monsieur! You seem like a decent person.

*reaches out to shake hands*

Believe me, i started this whole voyage with only the purest of intentions in mind!

Are we having guests? I just don't recall anyone speaking this loud in our house before.

*she leaves her room before abruptly stopping in a hallway*

Uh...

*gasp* Fantine! I knew i could sense something in the air today.

Oh...

*tries to grab the nearest wall to keep balance*

Oh god...

*he goes to support her*

Fantine? Do you know this man?

Huh?.. Yes. Yes i do know him.

*as she says it she tries to turn her face away from Felix*

Maybe more than i should.

I will get rid of him. Say no more.

@cigarettes-and-civilcode

Kindly, Monsieur, I must ask you to leave. I’m sure you understand.

*His tone is icy*

Wait. I don't think i will ever have an opportunity like that... Felix, stay for a moment.

Madamoiselle…? Are you sure?

*he whispers to Fantine* This man…he looks a bit like…he’s not Cosette father, is he?

*whispers back to him*

They really do look similar... I used to think it was just in my head.

Um, excuse me?

*he leans lightly on his cane*

Oh, apologies, Monsieur. You see, I am merely Fantine’s father, and by extension, Cosette’s grandfather. I was just surprised to see you. I did not know who you were.

Ah, you're the father! Hahaha, my apologies! I thought you might be her husband, i swear haha.

I- I’m thirty years her elder…

Yes, I am. Her father, I mean. And your relation to Fantine is…?

Do not worry yourself. I saw worse things in court, so i have absolutely no right to judge you.

Ah, we were... former partners. But way too long ago.

You’re Euphrasie’s father?

*he gives Valjean a genuine puzzled look*

Who?.. Monsieur, as far as I'm aware- i have no kids of mine. I must say that i don't appreciate these senseless accusations.

Don't get mad at him. He's just overly cautious, so sometimes he ask these sorts of questions.

Tell me, since when you even started using this?

*gestures at the cane*

Pff. I'm not offended. But some other short-tempered bloke would already be screaming through the roof.

Oh this thing? Very simple- i fell off a horse. About 10 years ago or so. Crazy animal threw me like i was a ragdoll. I thought I would die of shame right then and there, hahaha. Didn't want to show my face in town after that for some time.

How embarrassing! I don't even know what would i have done if that had ever happened to me. No chance you will ever see me in such situation. There's nothing more shameful in life- as falling off a horse, indeed. But I'm glad you're mostly alright. Can i take a look at it?

Oh come on! I doubt that after so many years you're still so innocent. People tend to do crazy things. That's in our nature... Oh, here you go.

*he hands her the cane and starts slightly fidgeting with his hands*

Anyway, i must congratulate you. You have a daughter! I get jealous just from thinking that some lucky bastard got to have you. What an idiot i was, haha.

*it takes her a moment to compose herself*

Thank you..

*suddenly a roaring childish laughter can be heard from him*

Oh god. I just noticed, i just noticed! What happened to you?

*he motions at his teeth while looking at Fantine*

Is that some kind of fashion statement? Hahahaha

Haha, look who's talking. You're never were a prince charming, but right know it's just pathetic! Mon dieu, do you have no mirrors in you house, Felix? I won't believe it, haha!

*he seems to start laughing even louder*

Yes, yes i am! Ugly as a frog! Can't even deny it! You're so perceptive, dear Fantine.

*it takes him a couple of minutes to calm down*

Ahem- But yeah, it would certainly be nice to talk to the father of your child. I just know that he's a fantastic fella... I doubt it's the man who opened the door for me. He doesn't seem like the type to.. to be.. to have.. No i can't come up with the right words. Well, c'est la vie.

*slam's her hands on the table*

This is ridiculous! You were never here for me, not even for one damn day, and yet you have the nerve to make fun of the only few people who actually help me?! You have no right to do that!

I knew i saw someone a few days back, a familiar pair of eyes. I thought maybe I'm just being paranoid, but to see you of all people on our doorstep.. You have the audacity to show up unannounced after leaving me with a child!

A CHILD?!

*he sprang up to his feet with such force, that the chair, he was sitting on, fell backwards*

....From me?..... Are you for certain?

Of course it's from you! Who do you even think i am? How could i possibly trust any men in this way, after what you did to me?! Am i a fucking joke to you, Tholomyes? Right in this house lives a girl, who never knew you existed and i was scared to even begin to imagine what i would tell her, has she suddenly decided to ask questions about you!

Well, why didn't you tell me back then? I would have never left you like that, had I known!

If it wasn't for your fucking suprise- i would have confessed by that time! But you just didn't care. You left me completely alone in a matter of seconds. Do you even know what you did? Do you?!

Hey hey hey, i think this conversation is getting a little out of hand. It definitely wasn't in my interest to get you this work up. Fantine, you don't look so good. I mean it!

*motions at his face*

....perhaps i can talk to the child... You don't mind?