Art is life

You wanna fuck me right? It’s not because you think I’m beautiful it’s because you think I’m hot. There’s a difference a huge one. 

Of course I want to fuck you, I have no shame in that. Still, I think you're beautiful and hot. So, deal with it.

Don’t call me beautiful, it’s shamefully transparent that it’s not sincere and honestly makes me want to gag 

Woah, woah, woah. How would you know that I don't think you're beautiful? You can't read minds, can you?

Then I’d say they’re crazy. [Soleil grabbed his face, mushing his cheeks together] You wouldn’t hurt a fly 

[Gerald shook his head out of her grasp and scoffed amusedly.] And how do you figure that, beautiful?

What happens if I do?

Well everybody makes mistakes, you don’t strike me as a rhodes scholar anyway, so it must happen to you all the time. 

It doesn't happen as often as you think and when it does, people don't usually insult me when it does. But hey, no hard feelings, Sweetie.

You're a little close there.

Sorry, thought you liked it.

People are out to shop, which makes me need your help. I need to get something— special for a musician. Any suggestions?

It depends on the person. If money isn't an issue, get them a new instrument for them to play or a new mic if they record themselves. That, or a collection of artists who inspire them. Maybe if they are a little nerdier, a cute gift like music note underwear or bathing suit set. If they are aspiring to make it into the big leagues, get them something that'll help. If money isn't an issue and they are really close to you, go all out.

Everyone takes something from a movie or book, gotta love personal opinions and views. 

It's good. The holiday season is busy, well, busier than normal anyway. But, that's kind of expected. 

Why else do you think they didn’t let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games?

'Cuz he was different and had a red nose? That's how I understood the movie, anyway.

Because he was a little bitch until he proved himself?

Was he? I don't remember that part of the story.

The reindeer were mean because they were tired of Rudolph’s shit. Maybe, Rudolph was just rubbing his red nose in everyone’s faces and they got sick of it.