[ID: Photo of a tiger resting in a shady pool with her eyes closed, looking content. End ID]

Exactly what I wanted to answer. Poultry doesn't convey the emotion behind Federvieh at all

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

“you’ll feel better after a good night’s rest” do i look like someone who has had one of those in the last two decades

look. Look into my eyes

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

Yes, you should draw that sexy satanic pope spread eagle. It's for the good of the congregation.